The new event, Celestial Nights, has got me in the Haiku writing mood.

Hey, it could be worse, at least I never got around to doing the rhyming update that I wanted to do last year.

Monster pops up
Alastor Antlion chomp
Give me my pumps, bitch.

Hey look! There goes Shen.
Melee White Mage for the win
Elementals suck

Multi-head doggie
Cerberus bites and spits flame
Go Summoners, go.

Einherjar go!
Skeletons sodomize us
Please have worms next time.

Jailer of Love calls
Gently swaying in the sky
Disappointing drops

Desert insect roams
King Vinegarroon zerg-fest
Kraken Clubs beat all

Zilart Dynamis
Look at the boring white snow
Please send more amror

Dreamland Dynamis
Diabolos is a whore
At least we had drops

Proto-Omega
Walk or stand, who really cares?
He falls down the same.

Kirin and Shinjin-
Deadly hold, I'm on the floor
Raise, can I have it?

Look! Yellow dragon
Ouryu filler is here
Septimus is glad

Bad dudes fight Hydra
Big lizard loses its heads
Look at the scales drop

Once more in Salvage
Awesome Princess Ponies dwell
Chariot goes down

After the Astral Candescence was missing, an elite brigade of BG forces were dispatched to Arrapago Reef to resecure it for the Empire. Congratulations to Alleya, Kuno, Phildian, Rocl, Tearshang, and Ulmega for returning the Astral Candescence to Al Zahbi.

Stuff we got.

Congratulations to Alleya for Melee Hose +1 and Hades Sainti.

Congratulations to Blazer for Duelist's Belt.

Congratulations to Curtis (Deus) for Monster's Belt.

Congratulations to Fryte for Abyss Burgeonet, Abyss Flanchard, Summoner's Horn, and Homan Zucchetto.

Congratulations to Gizmosan for Koga Kyahan +1, Duelist's Boots, and Homan Zucchetto. Congratulations to Masterstat for Cleric's Cap.

Congratulations to Gorion for Melee Cape.

Congratulations to Kazen for Hydra Moufles.

Congratulations to Korea for Homan Zucchetto.

Congratulations to Kuragari (Breeza) for Zenith Pumps.

Congratulations to Laelani for Wyrm Finger Gauntlets -1.

Congratulations to Lujan for Warrior's Calligae +1.

Congratulations to Nekki for Summoner's Pigaches.

Congratulations to Nickolias for Duelist's Boots, Homam Gambieras, Ace's Helm, Denali Gamashes, Saotome Sune-Ate +1, and Askar Korazin.

Congratulations to Nirokun for Summoner's Spats +1, Summoner's Horn +1, Homam Zucchetto, and Homam Manopolas.

Congratulations to Phildian for Askar Korazin, Goliard Saio, and Cleric's Pantaloons.

Congratulations to Popeh for Sorcerer's Petasos, Summoner's Pigaches, and Kirin's Osode.

Congratulations to Rocl's Gimp-zord for Warrior's Calligae AND Warrior's Calligae +1.

Congratulations to Ryphen for Summoner's Pigaches and Cleric's Mitts.

Congratulations to Senkhi for Monster Gaiters and Hydra Cap.

Congratulations to Septimus for Hydra Hose and Duelist's Boots +1.

Congratulations to Slone for Assassin's Armletss +1 and Ace's Helm.

Congratulations to Sonomaa for Askar Korazin and Scout's Belt. Congratulations to Denyala for Cleric's Cap.

Congratulations to Tearshang for Bard's Roundlet, Homam Cosciales, and Kirin's Osode.

Congratulations to Tonko for Denali Gamashes.

Congratulations to Tsukasaz for Kirin's Pole, Duelist's Tights, Duelist's Boots, and Cleric's Belt.

Congratulations to Warthog for Warrior's Lornica.

Congratulations to Xavier for Abyss Gauntlets +1.

Congratulations to Xyzor for Nashira Manteel and Nashira Seraweels.

Congratulatuons to Yassin for Bandomusha Kote. Congratulations to Inukichan for Cleric's Cap.

And whose syllabyles alligned pefrectly to be June's Loot Whore of the Month?

IT'S A TIE!!!

Congratulations to Kuno for Sorcerer's Belt, Algol, Abyss Flanchard, Nashira Seraweels, Morrigan's Robe, and Morrigan's Coronal.

Congratulations to Michaera for Koga Tekko, Warrior's Mufflers, Scout's Belt, Askar Korazin, Love Torque, Assassin's Cape, and Koga Hahama.

Congratulations to Shiznicle for Hydra Harness, Assassin's Poulaines, Adaman Hauberk, and Wyrm Greaves -1.

See you in a month
Writing crap is very hard
Time for me to rest.