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Oh shit is that some fucking update?- 03.31.08 Alleya
FUCK man, look at that BG update. The page is all purple and shit. I bet there's going to be some awesome fucking pictures, too. Shit, they always have fucking sweet ass pictures, so good it makes you want to beat the jesus out of a homeless fucker with a goddamn baseball bat made of pig shit. There you are, just fuckin' wailing on this guy, I mean really going medieval on his drunk, piss stained ass, and then BAM there's the lootwhore of the month and it's over. Those fucking BG guys are fucking crazy as shitbeaches, man, all that fucking gear and shit? Damn. What the fuck did they do this month man? I don't shitcocking know! Let's find the fuck out, bitch! (P.S. Starting April 1st, come check out the grand unveiling of BGChan! http://chan.bluegartrls.com) Oh fucking emu dicks they did Bahamut v2!
Those crazy ass pajama fuckers did dynamis too?!
Einherjar?! That shit is fucking tight.
Jesus tap dancing Christ on a bike, I love sea.
Are you in the mood for some fucking fafnir?
Aw shit it's Ouryu, that crazy honkey is always here! It's like fucking clock work!
Shitknickers, fucking ultima too.
I heard they got some sweet ass shit. That Aerides is one class act. (Homam Manopolas, Duelist's Boots, Monster Trousters, Zenith Pumps.)
Aw shit it's that Atumre guy, you don't wanna know what I heard about his ass. Literally.(Denali Gamashes)
Oh snap it's a little taru fighting a bigass fucking squid! Punch it! Punch it little taru! GO FOR THE FUCKING JEWELS!(Melee Hose)
Look at that fucking Popeh guy, what a gaylord. I hope that hot ass Alleya chick pushed his ass off that fucking cliff.(Hope Torque, Denali Gamashes, Denali Bonnet)
That cockslapper Kazen is so fucking hardcore he'll kick his own ass at the drop of a hat. (Hecatomb Cap)
Khelek gives a firey sermon to the Bee Congregation at Pastor Bee's request. (Valor Coronet, Wyrm Brais, Valor Gauntlets)
You want some fucking dance emotes, fucker? Kiara's got them right fucking here. (Abyss sollerets, Nashira crackows)
Nickolias will fuck you the hell up, he's like Mike Tyson on METH. (Usukane Hizayoroi, Hecatomb Cap)
Bitch, they've even got fucking Sonomaa up in this shit.(Saotome Kote, Black Belt)
Leaping buckets of cockslaw, it's another taru!(Denali Bonnet, Valor Gauntlets, Monster Trousers, Homam Manopolas, Zenith Mitts)
Honorable mentions not pictured here: Gizmosan: Sorcerer's Gloves, Bahamut's Mask. Mukuu: Warrior's Mask, Melee hose, Warrior's Calligae, Bahamut's Mask. Ragnhild: Saotome Kote Which one of these slackjawed anal spelunkers whored it up the most this month, I gotta know!!!
That cocktrain Ceiyne! I KNEW IT! Congratulations on Valor Leggings, Saotome Haidate, Saotome Kote, Valor coronet, Bard's Roundlet, Valor Gauntlets, Bahamut's Zaghnal, and Aegishjalmr.
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