HAY GUYZ WUTS GOINGS ON?
ITS YUOR BUDDE GENBU AND IM HERE BECAUZ
THE NROMALS UDAPTE LADY CULD NOT GHET OUT
OF BED BECAUZ OF THE HUEG BOOBS

ROCL MY FREN IS HEYAR TO HALP
ME WITHF DIS UPDAET TOOO

SAY HI ROCL

Oh god... why'd I commit to this?

 

 

 

I DONT NO WUT YUO MEAN ROCL
IM RELY GUD AT THIS UPDAET STUF PROMIS

 

 

Well, at least I'm in charge of the pictures...

 

 

 

THIS MONF WAS A SLOWAR MONF FOAR BG
MANY MEMBAR STUK IN SKOOL TO HALP THEAR LERNING
THAY DID NOT GRADUMAJATE LIEK UR BUDDE GENBU DID

SO I HALP THEM

 

BG CLAME FAFNIR, IT WUZ AWSUM I HERD, LIEK THAT TIEM MY FRENS IN NEW HOEP CAEM DOWN TO THE SKY PLAEC AND WE FOT FOAR LIEK AN HOUR OR THRE AND IT WUZ VERY EPIC AND I FINALY BEET THEM AGAIN AND IT WAS COOL

Rocl: This photo shows Fafnir's true nature, and I managed to include the rare and elusive Darter in the shot. If only there were more glowing lights floating around there.

 

 

DIS FITE TUK FIFTEN MINUATS THO FRUM WAF I HERD

 

 

 

DEN DEY GO TO DIS PLAEC, IT WUZ VEREH DRAK AND SCRAREH AND I HERD DAT DIS DUDE NAEM DODIN OR SUM THIN LIEK THAT IS DERE AT TEH END AND HE IS A DRAGUUN SO AM VEREH STRANG AND PWOARERFAL

 

This is how Einherjar mobs spawn, Odin runs through the zone and hits the ? Blocks.

 

 

 

DEN GO DIS PLAEC CALED LIMBUS AN IT R SUPAR AWSUM AND HAS MANY COINZ LIEK DYNAMSES AND DERE R DEZE ROBUTS CALD PROTOMANS FROM TEH MEGAMANS GAEMS AND DEY ARE SRUPAR STRANG

 

 

 

I spent three hours setting up those treasure chests for this shot, and jesus christ making Omega and Ultima get that buddy-buddy. Let's just say it's evident why there's no little Omegas around.

 

 

DEN DEY GO DIS DRAK AND SCRAREH PLAEC ALSO CALD DYNAMSES MAH BUDEH ROCL SED DAT HE FOT THAR FOAR LIEK TREE HOARS AND IT WUZ BRORING AND DEH LOOT WUZ HOKAY

 

 

I made ample use of the rule of thirds in this shot.

 

 

 

This shot is probably my favourite of the Dynamis section. You can really feel the emotion invested into Diabolos' Realm.

 

 

DIS WUN MAH FAVARITE

TEH LEWTZ WUZ GUD THIS MONF I HERD

 

 

AERIDES GOT TEH LEET LEWTZ AN IT WUZ SO AWSUM SHE GOTZ TEH AKCHUN FIGYAR IN TEH BOX AN A BODEH THAT WUZ LIEK FRUM A KLARIC AN SUM HANS FRUM MAH FREN PROTMANS ULTEMUH

Congratulations to Aerides on Nashira gages, Nashira Crackows, Cleric's Briault, and Cleric's Mitts. Hopefully her kung-fu grip is as awesome as Genbu's spelling.

 

 

HER BEST BUDEH CEIYNE GOT TEH SO MANYZ LEWTZ DAT DEY WENT IN DIS PEWL OF AWSUM GEER AND SWAM IN IT FOR MAENYS DAYZ SINS IT WUZ SO MANYZ DAT EVAN I DONUT NOS

 

 

Congratulations to Ceiyne on Koga Kyahan, Koga Hatsuburi, Assassin's Poulaines, and Wyrm Mail. I really haveto wonder why Ceiyne takes all this crap.

 

 

MAH GUD BUDEH NICKOLIAS GOTZ SUPAR MANYZ LEWTZ DIS MONF, LIEK A KEWL BELT THAT WUZ DARK BLAK OR SUMFIN AN HE AN MAH FREN BYAKKOZ HAD A FITE AND BYAKKOZ PANTZ FEL OFF AN HE GOT DIS

 

 

 

Congratulations to Nickolias on Black Belt, Byakko's Haidate, and Melee Gloves. SHOW ME YA MOVES!

 

 

 

DIS WUN DUDE NAEM GORIAN GOT DIS HAT NAEMD DENYALI AN A BONET NAEMED DENYALI 2 AN HE DRIEVZ A BUS SO HE IS SO AWSUM

 

 

Congratulations to Gorion on Denali Bonnet and possibly some other stuff I don't know about. Please don't hit me with your bus because I forgot.

 

 

 

MAH FREN KAZEN GOT DIS DARK BLAK BELT TOO LIEK NICKOLIAS AN DEY WER LIEK SO XCITED ABOUT IT DEY FROGOT TO FITE ME FOAR IT

 

 

 

Congratulations to Kazen on Denali Bonnet, Askar Zucchetto, Askar Gambieras, Black Belt, and Goliard Clogs. Where the hell do you store all this stuff? Seriously man, you're going to take forty minutes to change to any job now. (PS3 sucks)

 

 

 

THIS GAI NAEMED KOREA GOT DIS TROQ THAT GIBS TEH AWSUM SWROD POWARS AN HE GOT LIEK ONE BIG ENUF FINALY TO GO ROND HIS HUEG NECK

 

 

 

Congratulations to Korea on Fortitude Torque. I am curious whether you're North or South Korea though.

 

 

 

THAN ROCL HAD A FITE WIT MAH BUDEH BYAKKOZ AND DEY FOT FOR LIEK TEN MINUTZ AN DEN MAH BUDEH BYAKKOZ DRAPD HIS PANTZ

 

 

 

Congratulations to myself on Byakko's Haidate. I will never use it.

 

 

 

BG FON OUT DEY HAD A REEL SUPAR HAERO IN TEH LEENKSHAL AN IT WUZ RYPHAN WHO GOT DEZE PANTZ NAEM KRAMSOM FRUM MAH FRENS DAD NAEMD KIRIN AN SHE WUZ SUPAR FAS CUZ SHE WUZ SPEDEY GONZALAZ

 

 

Congratulations to Ryphen on Crimson Cuisses. I am not going to live much longer after taking this picture, so I'm writing this to my mother in hopes she finds my last will and testament in the upper left drawer of my desk.

 

 

 

DEN MAH FREN NAEMD SONOMAA GOT DIS TING NAEMD A DOMRARU BUT IT WUZ KEELD BAI TEH ADAMANZA HRAYBUK AN TEH FITE WUZ EPICZ

 

 

Congratulations to Sonomaa on Saotome Domaru. I hope you appreciate that epic snapshot of mine.

 

 

 

DIS RALY SHRUT DUED WHO CUTZ TOEZ NAEMD TOECUTTER GOT DIS HATZ FRUM FAFNIRZ NAEMD HACATUMMY AN IT WUZ AWSUM

 

 

Congratulations to Barada on Bahamut's Staff. (not pictured) Congratulations to Toecutter on Neptunal Head: Abjuration. I can't spell Hecatummy, so deal with that.

 

 

 

DIS KEWL DUED NAEMD TSUKASAZ GOT DIS HUEG SHOEZ IN MAENYZ SOS HE CAHNGD INTO DIS CATARPULAR SO HE CULD WAER ALL OF DEM AT WUNCE

 

 

 

Congratulations to Tsukasaz on Assassin's Poulaines, Goliard Clogs, and Denali Gamashes.

 

 

And whomever was man enough to win loot whore of the month; I want to personally apologize to Septimus for not listing the loot in alphabetic order, and the LWoTM for not having a proper picture. Really though, I don't care much about the latter.

Let's hope to god we find someonone to fill Alleya's spot soon...