isladar's Blog

[Fade-in on a typical day in Darkest Carpathia; upon the Throne of Skulls Auntie Isla is browsing' some forums, bannin' some jerks. There is a jump cut to the computer screen, where we read:]

some jackass wrote:Its like nazi germany up in this piece

[Camera returns to our glorious mediatrix]

"It warms the heart to see the adoration and, indeed, admiration of my subjects," I say, monologuing as I'm wont to do. "But such statements strike a chord -- what if they're just saying such things? What…

TIRED OF PRODUCTS THAT DON'T LOUDLY ADVERTISE WHERE YOU WASTE TIME ON THE INTERNET? WELL WHO ISN'T, FUCKFACE!

HI FOLKS, AUNTIE ISLADAR HERE WITH AMAZING NEW PRODUCTS CALLED BG SHIRTS AND HATS WHICH ARE GUARANTEED TO REVOLUTIONIZE YOUR SHIRT AND/OR HAT EXPERIENCE, AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME KIND OF KRIS KROSS REVIVAL*. THESE SHIRTS AND HATS ARE MADE OF 100% MATERIALS AND ARE ENTIRELY GLUTEN-FREE**. I'm going to stop typing in all caps, but I need everyone to still read this in their head …

As you've likely already ascertained from the harpsichord janglin' in the background, it is time for another edition of MASTERPIECE ISLADAR, wherein I shall constructionate words with other words and make a thing for you to read. Gather 'round, little potatoes, pour yourself a snifter of grown-up juice, and prepare for the aforementioned, but now about to be actually-mentioned, word parts...
It is unfortunate that while being an administrator for BlueGartr affords me privileges far beyond m…

Since BG has opened the floodgates with this new-fangled blog thinger, I've noticed a disturbing trend. While the blog entries have been both entertaining and informative, an important demographic has been entirely ignored: me. All these game reviews and whatnot are great and all, but really, how is the audience supposed to make an informed judgment on a thing if they don't know if Isladar would like it? More importantly, does Isladar like it? We can't let this shit be subjective. We can't …