Worst macros ever.

[nekura]

Posting for someone else:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/...84ee7f.jpg?v=0

If any of the people with shitty macros in that image are reading this, cut that shit out for the love of god. Just needed a SMN with the three line /p chats when summoning an avatar to complete it really. I don't know how people have macros like that and don't think "Wow, why the hell do I have these stupid macros?" Are people really that oblivious? >_>

[Mayareira]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...eahtoofast.jpg

"Too Fast for you, am I?"
/laugh

is his Perfect Dodge macro it looks like. Too bad it doesn't work with Amnesia on :/

Oh and sorry for the messed up gamma.

[S N K]

Summoners somehow end up having the worst macros I've seen. I don't care what your pet does as long as it doesn't kill everyone.

[Feielle]

Summoners somehow end up having the worst macros I've seen.

Isn't that the damn truth. Its embarrassing to see SMNs like that. I know of one in particular (been 75 SMN for like 3 damn years) that still has all of his in /say. ugh.

About the only thing I could think of a use for this would be AoE buffs, since they're so short-range, and everyone seems to go running off in different directions in my Nyzul perm while I'm doing the BP. Even then, it just says {Gather Together} {Enhancing Magic}.

[Pic0o]

I searched this thread for use of <call4> and didn't see it mentioned. I believe that is the one with the loud ass broken trumpet?

I was XP'ing and the THF felt the need to have that sound on his Pulling Macro. I held back my keyboard rage @ the time, but I surely did want to Lawnmower Man his ass into understanding the scale of his Fail, especially when spamming the macro on a failed 1st pull.

I'm ok with using a sound to indicate the pull, but not the MOST ANNOYING ONE in the Game. I was |[this| close to /blist add, solely to end the suffering. The very brief Ding sound <call14> maybe says hello.

Edit with Call#'s fixed from Callisto's next post. Absolute Non-Jackass on the Soft-Tone macro users.

[Callisto]

That's call4 you're thinking of, call14 is the nice little ding chime that non-jackasses use.

[Pic0o]

Thanks yo. If I didn't play on 360 primarily, I'd mod the loud-ass file to say something funny and vulgar, to remind me the person using it is a jackass, while giving myself amusement (with both hands on the keyboard) at the same time.

[Andri]

I don't care what your pet does as long as it doesn't kill everyone.

So says the guy whose Dragoon is banned from fights where we need to bind stuff.... lol


Just pokin ya.

[buttson]

love voke timers
http://images1.filecloud.com/738212/voketimer.png

[Midnightjade]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...xi/pnizzle.png

Those are so bad they made me lol.

The BST of fail.

[Gunslinger]

Haha, how many seconds until provoke. I Lol'd

[Ratatapa]

had a MNK in campaign, shouldve taken picture his macro was in /say and saying

Dragon kick > Asuran fist because i need less ACC and more str to hit!!!


/facepalm

and no it wasnt a talking macro he was saying that each time he used Dragon kick

[Octavious]

Haha, how many seconds until provoke. I Lol'd

I just lol'd at my desk, jesus thats hilarious. I wonder if the fool even picked up you were cracking on his macro after that, lol.

[Thistle]

love voke timers
http://images1.filecloud.com/738212/voketimer.png

It's one thing to see that in the Dunes, but my LS has a PLD 75 who does that same crap. His macros are actually spammier though. Thank god for /blacklist.

[Callisto]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...e80/ahcool.jpg

That part is sig-worthy, lol.

[Tomiko]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...e80/ahcool.jpg

That part is sig-worthy, lol.

I didn't see that, but I agree that that part is win.

[Mayareira]

Haha, classic.

[Kagomie]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3...0225817xk5.png

Can we count how many <calls> were in there?

Really? Is it necessary?

[Militant]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...e80/ahcool.jpg

That part is sig-worthy, lol.

I dunno why but im still laughing over this

[Abraxas]

I dunno why but im still laughing over this

i thoroughly enjoyed that