Epic MT Thread: Cybering Gone Wrong!!

[Yeager]

Lets start this off with a cyber sex mt from many many many moons ago, like, 2005 IIRC. It's a good one though.

http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/w...h/img_0017.jpg

[Flattus]

I hope its the chocolate!

[Kipling]

Oh god, memories of KI's mt thread from like 04/05 lol. I haven't been there in like 4 years, wonder if it's still there..

[Yeager]

Here's a more recent mt that happened a few months back. Guy was drunk apparently....

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1449/img0193xn0.jpg

[Gryffes]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9739/mtaithanjay.png

[Firedemon]

Not cybering, but the worst MT I've ever done was last week. Some dude was doing a shout run for Salvage, so myself and 2 friends decided to go. As everyone joins up, be proceeds to say the Ares 25 piece can't be lotted because he wants it and he's leading the run.

Thrustie and Sageo were in the party, so that's my they're laughing on LS chat.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2.../fuckmelol.jpg

[Yeager]

LMAO Firedemon, I bet you felt like crap

[EternalSnow]

omg lol this is a very interesting thread.

[Yeager]

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9739/mtaithanjay.png

LOL at the mt and ROFL at the recovery attempt by Aithan

[Firedemon]

LMAO Firedemon, I bet you felt like crap

Ya, I felt pretty shitty about it and kinda felt obligated to go on the run after that. I made up a bullshit excuse that a linkshell member wanted me to do a Nyzul run for one of his friends, and that the MT was unrelated to Salvage lol. I lucked out because he d/ced, which was probably forced anyway haha.

[Max™]

You're a fuck lot nicer than I am then.

I relish in laying out exactly how much various people are trying to screw others, favorite targets being casinos set up to look like they're a good gamble and shit, but yeah stuff like that too.

Kudos.

[AkashiXI]

Back in '07 I was climbing the Att. Chasm mountain (near the top) with my ENM static when Yitado & I saw this. Obviously we were way ahead of everyone else, so nobody could see the log except the two of us.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...hiXI/emote.jpg

edit: I still lol hard at our reaction. I remember I couldn't see straight because I was crying so hard D:

[Omnipotent]

I've done what fire did multiple times. Hilarious, would read again A+

[Yeager]

Back in '07 I was climbing the Att. Chasm mountain (near the top) with my ENM static when Yitado & I saw this. Obviously we were way ahead of everyone else, so nobody could see the log except the two of us.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...hiXI/emote.jpg

edit: I still lol hard at our reaction. I remember I couldn't see straight because I was crying so hard D:

That's not a mt, that's just a case of you being in the right place at the right time. But still, epic lulz.

[AkashiXI]

I was just reading the 2nd part of the title, "Cybering gone wrong!" and applying it to my post .

[Yeager]

I guess I kinda failed with the thread name. The thread is for any epic mt, not just FAIL cybersex mt's. I was kinda going with the theme like the other threads have, like the "Random Fail: I duped Salvage and got LM-17" or something like that.

[Max™]

The biggest funny "oops" I can recall myself was saying "Valor body + Topaz (Vit 4) ring" to a friend about this Pld that just suckified it up that day... but I didn't remember to hit Ctrl R and said it in LS, so the guy was like "what about it?"

>.>

Lost cause there, probably thinks people get Sattva rings for the Vit.

[Greg]

You guys are too nice lol. Firedemon and Max, I've done your mistypes on purpose sooooooo many times. I might not call the guy a fag, but I sure wouldnt help a random stranger get a piece of gear that I want!

[matt4684]

my personal worst mt was:
<Mattnumbers>Man I hate this party so much
(Mattnumbers)If this asshole pt leader doesn't stop telling me how to do my job I'm turning my wireless card off
(Mattnumbers) mt
Execute shutdown in 30 seconds.
Cancel healing to remain logged in.

[Darunia]

If this thread were created 2 days ago id have a few funny ones to post but i cleaned up my pictures folder.
Funniest one was not so much a mistype more of a completely random wtf comment. Was duoing with a friend for an hour or so and he randomly just says in pt chat ">> Green cum = bad thing right?"
Safe to say the conversation didnt go any further than "Yes"