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    GameSpy: Awfulchievements

    Was looking on digg this morning and saw where GameSpy had written up some of the most worthless game achievements ever. What else can you be doing with your time?! Little did I know though FFXI was waiting for me on page two of the article.

    Final Fantasy XI


    Square Enix isn't into bullshit like "playing for fun," "doing things with your life," or even "pretending to work while we siphon your soul out through the controller." No, you don't get an achievement for reaching maximum level in Final Fantasy XI: You get it for reaching maximum level with each of the eighteen character classes.

    It can take hundreds of hours to get even one character to Level 75 -- it would take years of your life to earn these achievements, and it obviously took Square about seven seconds to think of them. Add the fact that you're paying for the experience and you've got a deal an Internet video rentboy would laugh at from underneath a thrusting horse.


    Here is the article:
    http://www.gamespy.com/articles/104/1049294p2.html

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    hundreds of hours? i can do it in 34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquilo86 View Post
    hundreds of hours? i can do it in 34
    Which is still 4-8 times as long as it takes to complete a modern FPS.

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    18 character classes huh? Well... what game have I been playing then I wonder... it has 20...

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    WoTG jobs don't have "achievements"...I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savanah View Post
    18 character classes huh? Well... what game have I been playing then I wonder... it has 20...
    The xbox achievement was set before the last 2 were added (surprisingly at the xbox release)

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    Stupid article is stupid

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    I wonder, did Gamespy give one to themselves for how irrelevant they have become?

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    People care about 360 achievements?

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    lol360

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    lol, they haven't fixed the unlocked relic achievement on 360 yet, i doubt they ever will. who knows what else is broken about it, and i wonder why anyone would care at this point. Its like SE upgrading the LS community beta and adding on the 3 add-on scenario data but not completing the ToAU/Captain part.

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    if you want gamerscore, go "rent" king kong from gamestop. play it. get all the achievements in it within a few hours, then take it back and tell them it sucks (cause it does.) lather, rinse, repeat.

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    360 achievements are stupid. Period. Some games you just type in a code and get 1k points instantly (Avatar?) vs something like FFXI where the same number of points comes from... anyone care to hazard a guess? How long to get the full points? 500hrs+?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Argettio View Post
    The xbox achievement was set before the last 2 were added (surprisingly at the xbox release)
    Oh. I is dumb. I never played Xbox version before so I'm rather ignorant of it all. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ropeydonkey View Post
    360 achievements are stupid. Period.
    I totally agree.

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    Personal achievements: OK

    Achievements made through a flawed online system: FAIL

    I set things for me to achieve all the time ingame and none involve the fail 360 achievement system

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    DO NOT FLAME FFXI, THIS GAME IS PERFECT. DON'T BRING THIS CRAP TO BG, FFXI IS PERFECT. PERFECT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    DO NOT FLAME FFXI, THIS GAME IS PERFECT. DON'T BRING THIS CRAP TO BG, FFXI IS PERFECT. PERFECT!!
    Stupid flaming is stupid. Period.

    Seriously, no one here thinks FFXI is perfect, but stupid criticism from people with their heads up their ass and an attention span that makes completing MW2's single-player campaign difficult will tend to get a negative response.

    I know this might come as a shock to you, but some people actually still enjoy playing FFXI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D44kpunk View Post
    DO NOT FLAME FFXI, THIS GAME IS PERFECT. DON'T BRING THIS CRAP TO BG, FFXI IS PERFECT. PERFECT!!
    urface is perfect

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    I'm suprised that GameSpy paid enough attention to FFXI to even notice this. To put in perspective how horrible the FFXI achievements are, I present to you a general statistical comparison.

    Game: Assassin's Creed 2
    Hours Played: 20 over the weekend
    Achievement Points: 575

    Game: FFXI
    Hours Played: 4500 since 2007
    Achievement Points: 150

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