A-Cup Breasts = Child Pornography

[SilverBreeze]

Australia has banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.

Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.

These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”

With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.

2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.

It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.

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[Despain]

The fuck's wrong with this world. I just read about dictionaries getting banned, now this? As if these women aren't humiliated enough ;;

[isladar]

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[edit]:

As if these women aren't humiliated enough ;;

HEY.

[wipers]

I approve of this. A cup is bullshit.

[BerenTebogo]

Oh Australia, you and your insanely high crime rate and puritan-like laws regarding sex.

[Headspace]

Good. Less of that shit in my webspace.

[Null]

What the fuck!?!?

That just flat out pisses me off. I already get annoyed when I find an extremely cute pornstar and three months down the road she gets her breast done because she thinks it makes her look sexy. This will do nothing but push that image out there. Bleh, I can't even type a coherent response to this while seething with anger.

[Tyche]

This is a fantastic law.

[isladar]

Term is "sathing", Null. One saths with anger.

[Qalbert]

relevant

[Despain]

This is a fantastic law.

Personally as long as the girl has a cute face, I can usually ignore small breasts.

[Qalbert]

What the fuck!?!?

That just flat out pisses me off. I already get annoyed when I find an extremely cute pornstar and three months down the road she gets her breast done because she thinks it makes her look sexy. This will do nothing but push that image out there. Bleh, I can't even type a coherent response to this while seething with anger.

lol

[Rowe]

I adore A-Cups. I lust after B-Cups and I love Cs and Ds. There all good.

I was going to try to come up with some sort of poem on breast but it fell apart after the first sentence.

[Senoska]

I don't think I need to state my position on this matter. I'm just posting here to say I did.

[Null]

This is a fantastic law.

You weigh what, 90 Ibs. Seriously, can you look down on small women?

[Cleverness]

Personally as long as the girl has a nice ass, I can usually ignore small breasts.

FTFY

[Pirian]

Great, now I won't have to look at those sad A cups in Australia

[Ragnell]

What the fuck!?!?

That just flat out pisses me off. I already get annoyed when I find an extremely cute pornstar and three months down the road she gets her breast done because she thinks it makes her look sexy. This will do nothing but push that image out there. Bleh, I can't even type a coherent response to this while seething with anger.

i c wut u did thar

[Sirenia]

What I want to know how will they inforce this and how will they be able to tell a A cup from a small B cup? lolwtf

[SilverBreeze]

It's a sad day for those of us who have or like small breasts.

Next they will be banning sexual positions, and labeling doggy style as bestiality...