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  1. 2007-01-14 17:05 #1
    Mala
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    Interview with a playboy playmate

    http://club.cdfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=104920

    interesting read

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  2. 2007-01-14 18:15 #2
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    I like how the whore expected to get a job there, but didnt think she had to have sex with Hef to get it. lolz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    I like how the whore expected to get a job there, but didnt think she had to have sex with Hef to get it. lolz.
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  4. 2007-01-14 20:33 #4
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    whore who didn't get what she wanted.
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  5. 2007-01-14 21:42 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    I like how the whore expected to get a job there, but didnt think she had to have sex with Hef to get it. lolz.
    That's what I thought too however...

    Sex without protection? That's just really really wrong imo (and not to mention kinda gross).
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  6. 2007-01-14 22:44 #6
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    I'd fuck Hugh Hefner.
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  7. 2007-01-14 22:45 #7
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    Mmm wrinkles, age spots, viagra erection and no muscles. Every woman's dream.
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  8. 2007-01-14 22:46 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    I'd fuck Hugh Hefner.
    You'd fuck anyone whose name is known to more than a million people.

    Playin, playin

    But lol@ the gay porn while having sex.
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  9. 2007-01-14 22:54 #9
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    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
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  10. 2007-01-14 22:55 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    At the very least it can be said you'd not be in small company.
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  11. 2007-01-14 23:03 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Yeah, you'd be one a million...literally.
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  12. 2007-01-14 23:05 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
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  13. 2007-01-14 23:15 #13
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    playboy was established in 1953, so lets just give him like 10 years or something for good measure before he starts his sex parties.
    1963-2007. just going by 12 different girls a year(being pretty damn generous) hef has screwed 528 girls. counting extras hes gotta be pushing at least 600+
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  14. 2007-01-14 23:20 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
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  15. 2007-01-14 23:21 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demetrius*
    playboy was established in 1953, so lets just give him like 10 years or something for good measure before he starts his sex parties.
    1963-2007. just going by 12 different girls a year(being pretty damn generous) hef has screwed 528 girls. counting extras hes gotta be pushing at least 600+
    Not just girls, but some of the hotest ones on the planet. And i would have to say he has probably done a few thousand by now.
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  16. 2007-01-14 23:24 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
    Ding ding ding. He also pays for all their plastic surgery. I would be all over that for those kinds of perks. Gold digging or not, that seems pretty fucking sweet to me.
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  17. 2007-01-14 23:26 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
    Ding ding ding. He also pays for all their plastic surgery. I would be all over that for those kinds of perks. Gold digging or not, that seems pretty fucking sweet to me.
    Plus, Hef would have to be atleast fairly smooth. He had to get those girls somehow before he had money.
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  18. 2007-01-14 23:27 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
    I have too much self worth for that.
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  19. 2007-01-14 23:45 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
    I have too much self worth for that.
    QFT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya
    Quote Originally Posted by Neosutra
    Quote Originally Posted by Jooeetheplatypus
    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    No I wouldn't. Not sure why you think I'm some crazy slutty girl because I'd do Brandon Routh and Leo DiCaprio. So would most women with eyeballs.

    But anyway, it's Hugh Hefner...I mean, that'd be something. To say you fucked the man.
    Did you read the article? How could one possibly be interested in it after reading that...
    Id bang a 78 year old woman for 2k a week + perks + room and board. Most employeers screw their employees, this one just does it with lubricant.
    I have too much self worth for that.
    Yeah...
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