History of the Mamut.

[Remembrance]

This is a South American anti-drug/sex flash

I realize alot won't understand 100%, but the images makes up for it ;p

http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/mamut.html

[Bebopaloo]

I'm going to get drunk and watch this again later tonight, because although it made me giggle now, the funny factor with be upped to the Nth degree.

[Brendam]

I'm going to get drunk and watch this again later tonight, because although it made me giggle now, the funny factor with be upped to the Nth degree.

Yea, time to get baked as shit.

[Lasitha]

I'll translate it... (Warning, spanish is hard to translate in it's full meanign to english... I don't know why... anyway)


"A tiny mamoth wanted to fly,
he tried and tried, he couldn't fly.
A dove, his friend, wanted to help
and from a 5th floor made him jump"

Mouse: And what happened?

"Shit, the mammoth became shit,
shit, the mammoth became shit"

"A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke,
he tried and tried and couldn't smoke.
A dog, his friend, wanted to help
and 500 ciggarretes made him smoke"

Mice: And what happened?

"Cancer, the mammoth got cancer
Cancer, the mammoth got cancer"

"A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
he tried and tried and couldn't drink.
A bear, his friend, wanted to help
and 100 liters of whisky made him drink"


Mice: And what happened?

"Cirrhosis, the mammoth got chirrhosis
Cirrhosis, the mammoth got chirrhosis"

"A tiny mammoth wanted to make his debut
he tried and tried and couldn't make his debut.
A donkey, his friend, wanted to help
and with 100 hookers he had his debut"

Mice: ooohhh And what happened?

"AIDS, the mammoth got AIDS
AIDS, tha mammoth got AIDS"

"A tiny mammoth wanted to get high
he tried and tried and couldn't get high.
A cat, his friend, wanted to help
and with 10 lines he got high"

Mice: ::gasp:: and what happened?

"OD'd, the mammoth OD'd
OD'd, the mammoth OD'd"


And now what happened? Did he die?

He died, the mammoth died, he died, the mammoth died.

He died, the mammoth died, he died, the mammoth died.

He died, the mammoth died, he died, the mammoth died.

Just imagine the poor little mammoth, some other babbling too hard to understand due to quality.

[Zigma]

lol

[Shaede]

Wow, Mammoths were heardy creatures. I always thought humans killed them all off. I never thought about AIDs, cancer, drug overdosing, and other factors you had to deal with on a day by day basis back in the Pleistocene.

[Fayttt]

dunno why i found that funny but i lol'd >_>;