I dunno.. this seems kinda hard to me.

[Akiyama]

What do you guys think? >.>

This was a test for the University of Tennessee football players to see if they qualify for the bowl game. Good luck! I know you guys can do it!

Time Limit: One Month



1. What language is spoken in France?



2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.



3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army or (d) WRITE
A PLAY



4. What religion is the Pope?

(a) Jewish (b) Catholic (c) Hindu (d) Polish (e) Agnostic (check
only one)



5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?



6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little
hand is on the 5?

(a) Bed time (b) 5:00 (c) am or pm? (d) Happy hour



7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)



8. What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners (b) Southerners (c) Northerners (d) foreigners



9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton



10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.



11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's (b) a 7-11 (c) Canada (d) the sky (e) Prince



12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes (b) no (c) He wasn't my relative



13. What are coat hangers used for?



14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what
country?



15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR- Just
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.



16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?



17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

(a) New York (b) Florida (c) Canada (d) Europe



18. Advanced math.

If you have three apples how many apples do you have?



19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?



20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?

(a) B.C. (b) A.D. (c) still waiting

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify

[Carbon]

Um... k?

[Ryko]

got 2

[Mizango]

LOL Nice. I don't like the Vols anyway.

[Akiyama]

rofl, I don't either. Wonder how many failed..

[Kuya]

Im ashamed that I actually had to read number 2 several times till I got it.

Edit: I was like:

What Babylon... I dont know that either. Read it a few times and then... mention the first name of Pie.... OH!!

[Mizango]

LOL enquiring minds what to know.

[Talus]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

[Metah]

Everybody knows five o'clock is bed time.

Oh dear! Its way past my bed time!

[Akiyama]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

Heh, yeah. I knew it was probably be OFN, but I felt I should post it anyway. Got it from a friend's cousin who went to Alabama.

[Azkarin]

LOL Tennessee... great University of the South. UGA isn't much better though. A few years back the basketball coach, Jim Harrick, coaced PE basketball in which all his players where enrolled. Here is a link to his final exam.... a joke.

http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/sports...z?event_id=600

[Melchiah]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

Heh, yeah. I knew it was probably be OFN, but I felt I should post it anyway. Got it from a friend's cousin who went to Alabama.

The school with a football team so epic, so legendary they do not need the formality of a coach.

[Heian]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

Heh, yeah. I knew it was probably be OFN, but I felt I should post it anyway. Got it from a friend's cousin who went to Alabama.

The school with a football team so epic, so legendary they do not need the formality of a coach.

lol....

Have they hired a coach that will actually take that job and ruin his career by doing so?

[Melchiah]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

Heh, yeah. I knew it was probably be OFN, but I felt I should post it anyway. Got it from a friend's cousin who went to Alabama.

The school with a football team so epic, so legendary they do not need the formality of a coach.

lol....

Have they hired a coach that will actually take that job and ruin his career by doing so?

Are you kidding? Coaching at Alabama is the best thing you could ever do! I'm cereal, they didn't "fire" Mike Shula, he was under contract; they couldn't fire him. They bought out his contract, which ended up being about 4M. He is getting paid 4M to go home and sit on his ass. Or hell, he could go coach somewhere else. The UA has their priorities screwed up when it comes to football. Had Shula lost all season long, but still beat Auburn at the Iron Bowl, he would still have his job. Go figure.

[Heian]

That's pretty old. I don't remember what it was originally for but it wasn't UT football. Where'd you find it anyway, in your inbox?

I'm a UT alumnus, and I did have one class with a football player (finite math) and he did show up every day (well, he was the holder so he probably actually needed the degree). Carry on.

Heh, yeah. I knew it was probably be OFN, but I felt I should post it anyway. Got it from a friend's cousin who went to Alabama.

The school with a football team so epic, so legendary they do not need the formality of a coach.

lol....

Have they hired a coach that will actually take that job and ruin his career by doing so?

Are you kidding? Coaching at Alabama is the best thing you could ever do! I'm cereal, they didn't "fire" Mike Shula, he was under contract; they couldn't fire him. They bought out his contract, which ended up being about 4M. He is getting paid 4M to go home and sit on his ass. Or hell, he could go coach somewhere else. The UA has their priorities screwed up when it comes to football. Had Shula lost all season long, but still beat Auburn at the Iron Bowl, he would still have his job. Go figure.

I'm talking about credabilty but yeah that is so true about the Iron Bowl its not even funny.

[Tyche]

Bama is the absolute worst coaching job in the nation. I laugh at the tide fans thinking they are gonna get sabin.

[Heian]

Bama is the absolute worst coaching job in the nation.

yeah thats when you take the team credit card and go down to Sammy's in Pensacola....oh wait.....

[Tyche]

Bama's next coach

[removed broken link]

[Remyo]

Not many people in alabama are really relying on nick sabin since he has been refusing it all the time. Most of us are hoping for Kines to be head coach. He didnt do terrible at it tonight seeing as he doesnt have his own program set up there. Really tho no coach that has a good reputation will take it because they know the board of trustees runs things and if the school/team isn't shown enough in good light on the media then they have to go. (also losing to Auburn 4 years in a row is not good) Which isn't really the best descision seeing as they went 10-2 last year(being #3 in the BCS for a while to) and were starting over with a new batch of starters this year they probably wouldve done well next year (Arkansas was in a similar situation last year having a terrible season and look at them this year).


Oh and a shit load of good that 4m will do mike shula since he had just bought a second house making his combined mortgage like 3.5m.

[Axil]

All this Alabama talk has me dissapointed for completely unrelated reasons