Super Bowl LIV Thread: Gambling, Commercials, and Professional Sportsball

[Mertron]

welp, the season is about to be over, and if you are reading this, there is a 95% chance your team is not winning the super bowl (i will adjust these numbers if tweek shows up, or liquidfiend shows up to proclaim he always loved andy reid).

if you’s gambling on the spread or money line or other such boring nonsense, we went 8-2 through the playoffs and will take the chiefs -1.5

but no one wants to be boring, TO THE PROP BETS

https://mobile.betonline.ag/sports/f...ops/super-bowl

NATIONAL ANTHEM: people are saying they have timed lovato doing other national anthems and the line is too high, pointing to people possibly having inside information on her dragging it out. f that, we go under 2 min 1s

WILL ANY PLAYER RAISE A FIST DURING THE ANTHEM: the yes is +600. cmon sherman you can do it

COIN TOSS: heads, whatever

GATORADE COLOR: folks, there’s shenanigans afoot here. last week purple was off the board, and as of today it is the favorite at +140, with people saying they will do it to honor Kobe. I find this absolutely ridiculous and think you should now sprinkle a little on both RED and CLEAR/WATER as both are above +300

MVP: it’s probably going to be a qb. If you want a long shot though, look at defensive players like Frank Clark or Bosa (Clark is +7000, Bosa is +3000. Look this is a dumb bet but there’s no value in betting on the qb)

WILL THERE BE A JOHN 3:16 SIGN SHOWN: this seems like a lock, but remember, they don’t show the crowd much during the game. avoid

WILL JOE BUCK OR TROY AIKMAN SAY THE WORD “PATRIOTS” DURING THE GAME: the yes is -300, but this is a lock. load up boys

WILL ANDY REID’S PUNT PASS KICK PHOTO BE SHOWN/MENTIONED: this is +150! DO IT

WILL JENNIFER LOPEZ AND SHAKIRA KISS DURING THE HALFTIME SHOW: +700. plz

I don’t like any of the prop bets about showing chest/ass cleavage during the performance

WILL TRUMP TWEET DURING THE GAME: doesn’t even have to be about football, of course he will. basically even money either way

WILL A DAN MARINO HIGHLIGHT BE SHOWN: yes is +550, i like it

WILL REVIS TWEET ABOUT SHERMAN DURING THE GAME: as soon as hill burns him, yes. +200

WHAT WILL BE HIGHER: NUMBER OF DAMIEN WILLIAMS CARRIES OR NUMBER OF TIMES ALEX BREGMAN IS HIT BY A PITCH THIS YEAR: lol (bregman is +150!)

WILL MORE THAN 2.5 PLAYERS ATTEMPT A PASS: sure

WILL MCNABB VOMITING BE SHOWN: is this here just to hurt my feelings

ok this has gone on long enough

[Mertron]

anywho I’ll post whatever random bets I make before the super bowl happens

[Mertron]

the eagles won the super bowl

[Xno Kappa]

WHAT WILL BE HIGHER: NUMBER OF DAMIEN WILLIAMS CARRIES OR NUMBER OF TIMES ALEX BREGMAN IS HIT BY A PITCH THIS YEAR: lol (bregman is +150!)

LOL

[Xno Kappa]

How does that even work though? You collect at the end of the baseball season lol?

[Xno Kappa]

Also a reminder.

Spoiler: show

the eagles were lucky to win the super bowl.

[Mertron]

How does that even work though? You collect at the end of the baseball season lol?

yeah it’s a futures bet, a lot of cross-sports ones are like that. you can do tiger woods strokes at the masters vs mahomes passing yards (take mahomes), but can’t collect til after the masters

[Anoat]

As we all watch the Jennifer Lopez and Shakira half time show remember that J Lo is 50 and Shakira is 42, both ladies aging like the finest of wines

[Rhyis.]

Also a reminder.

Spoiler: show

the eagles were lucky to win the super bowl.

big dick nick won the super bowl. the eagles just happened to be there

As we all watch the Jennifer Lopez and Shakira half time show remember that J Lo is 50 and Shakira is 42, both ladies aging like the finest of wines

hips and ass never go out of style

[Weltall]

Gissele was all over Nashville today taking tours of private schools. For what it is worth.

[Cail]

I'm ready for what my actually be an entertaining Superb Owl

[Xno Kappa]

Gissele was all over Nashville today taking tours of private schools. For what it is worth.

They also supposedly bought property in Las Vegas.

[Xno Kappa]

Brady to the chargers confirmed.

[Weltall]

Brady is actually with her too. Just spotted at a restaurant after tours.

[Xno Kappa]

I hope whatever they got planned for the Kobe memorial is pregame. Get it fucking done and over with. I don’t want to be bombarded with depressing segments every other pause in gameplay.

[Weltall]

They should put his Mamba symbol on the field, maybe at the 25 yard sidelines. That would be dope.

[Moss]

All players should wear number 8 or number 24

Jerseys should match Lakers home/away jerseys

Cheerleaders should be dressed as hotel maids

Quarters will be reduced to 12 min to match NBA

No flags. Flags are now fouls and result in 40 yard FGs worth one point each. 6 fouls and a player is out

All players should get tattoos matching Kobe's



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[Moss]

I hope whatever they got planned for the Kobe memorial is pregame. Get it fucking done and over with. I don’t want to be bombarded with depressing segments every other pause in gameplay.

He shouldn't be recognized at all honestly, he didn't play in the NFL. This isn't Nelson Mandela or some shit

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[Rhyis.]

agreed

[Xno Kappa]

He shouldn't be recognized at all honestly, he didn't play in the NFL. This isn't Nelson Mandela or some shit

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Absolutely.