View Poll Results: Least favorite fart?

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  • Loud foghorn blast.

    3 16.67%

  • Silent but deadly.

    3 16.67%

  • The shart.

    12 66.67%
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  1. 2010-03-02 10:10 #1
    Qalbert
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    farts

    what is your least favorite fart?
    the loud as shit foghorn fart, the silent but deadly, or the shart?
    All have their pros and cons, but ultimately I think the shart is worst since it involves selfsoilage.
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  2. 2010-03-02 10:10 #2
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    Don't try to confuse me by having me post in the farts thread instead of the frats thread, fuck you.
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  3. 2010-03-02 10:11 #3
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  4. 2010-03-02 10:16 #4
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    ITT: cool story bro

    I was sitting in an airport, waiting for my flight to board. I was falling asleep because I was there early. All of a sudden, I farted, and it woke me up. I kinda looked around, and noticed this dude looking at me in my peripheral(I'm black, I don't know how to say/type that word). So then I go back to sleep, and 20 minutes later, same exact thing. I fart, kinda look around, see this dude looking like "wtf."

    Then I notice they changed my flight info, so I get up and leave. I hope to God/Altana/Mizango/Qalbert/Matt Damon that I never see this dude ever again. And therefore, my vote is loud farts. Even if I would have sharted on myself, nobody else would have known, and that would be fine with me. Also, if I didn't want to get shat on, I'd move out the way!
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  5. 2010-03-02 10:17 #5
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    WELLLLLLLLLLLLL THE KINDA FARTS I DONE ARE DEM ONES THAT SQUIRTS OUTS SOME CRAP[ ON DEM WALLS AND A CHUNKS IN UR HAIR YO!!! BUT YEAH I'D SAY A BIGGGGGGGGGG GALKERS SMOKI'N FART INSIDERS A FART WITH SOME CHILE CHEEZE NACHOES CORN AND A DIET COKE XD
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  6. 2010-03-02 10:18 #6
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    I love Derf.
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  7. 2010-03-02 10:32 #7
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    Loud foghorn. Everyone needs to know when my body expells gas.
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  8. 2010-03-02 10:39 #8
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    I guess the actual worst would be a combo deal.
    Loud, stinky, eye-burning shart, whilst wearing light colored pants.
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  9. 2010-03-02 10:41 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    I guess the actual worst would be a combo deal.
    Loud, stinky, eye-burning shart, whilst wearing light colored pants.
    I support this statement
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  10. 2010-03-02 10:54 #10
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    icky lol
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  11. 2010-03-02 10:54 #11
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    i'm glad girls don't fart
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  12. 2010-03-02 11:27 #12
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    whoever does not vote for shart is lying

    nothing worse than poo disguised as gas
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  13. 2010-03-02 14:47 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linliel View Post
    i'm glad girls don't fart
    ^
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  14. 2010-03-02 15:34 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
    WELLLLLLLLLLLLL THE KINDA FARTS I DONE ARE DEM ONES THAT SQUIRTS OUTS SOME CRAP[ ON DEM WALLS AND A CHUNKS IN UR HAIR YO!!! BUT YEAH I'D SAY A BIGGGGGGGGGG GALKERS SMOKI'N FART INSIDERS A FART WITH SOME CHILE CHEEZE NACHOES CORN AND A DIET COKE XD
    B+ would fart again.
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  15. 2010-03-02 15:35 #15
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    I've had truly bad experiences from the silent but deadly.
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  16. 2010-03-02 15:44 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tajin View Post
    I've had truly bad experiences from the silent but deadly.
    meeTo BRODER THAT WHY THEY INVENTS GAS MASKS >d BRODERS ITS 1 THANG YO TO FART LOUD, NASTEH,SMELLEH, SLIPPERH, BUT NUTHIN BEATS A FART COMING FROM UR ASSCRACK WHILE HAVING SEX CAN RIP THEM GOOD,LONG,SILENT AND DEADLEH ALL IN ONE WHEN I ROCK HER WORLD YO! OUR NEIGHRS COMPAIN CUZ THER AFTER SHOCKS BUT MY SURGA PUDD DONT MIND >D
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  17. 2010-03-02 15:46 #17
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    Your girl finds gas mask arousing?
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