Iranian cleric: earthquakes happen because of promiscuous women

[Kuya]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worsh
ippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.


"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.


Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Young Iranians sometimes push the boundaries of how they can dress, showing hair under their headscarves or wearing tight fitting clothes.


Mr Sedighi also referred to violence following last year's elections, which occurred when thousands of - mostly young - Iranians protested against the result, as a "political earthquake".


"Now if a natural earthquake hits Tehran, no one will be able to confront such a calamity but God's power, only God's power. So lets not disappoint God."

Of course, since women and the earth are traditionally linked, it makes sense that when some slut is having an orgasm, Mother Earth is having one too. Volcanoes must be gushers.

[Gregorio]

I thought this was common knowledge by now.

[Correction]

Pat Robertson's been telling us this for years. Damn backwards Iranian clerics, always years behind the modern research.

[Cephius]

So can we blame the volcano in iceland on the fuck or duck thread?

[Lucavi]

Yes! I love organized religion! I love suppression of expression and free will!

[Not not Mattaru]

Obviously the reason that beaches do not exist anymore, man I miss beaches.

[Kuya]

So can we blame the volcano in iceland on the fuck or duck thread?

Why did no one tell me we had gushers in the fuck or duck thread?

[Priran]

Of course, since women and the earth are traditionally linked, it makes sense that when some slut is having an orgasm, Mother Earth is having one too. Volcanoes must be gushers.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3...a20flow20i.jpg

i reject your analogy and substitute the more obvious one

p.s. this is common knowledge, it is called the booty clap (another reason why flat is preferable)

[Lucavi]

^ Well that -is- a steaming hot load.

[Niiro]

Clearly so much illegitimate humping is bound to result in catastrophic seismic effects.

[Alleya]

Kuya kuya kuya...weren't you paying attention during Freud class?

The crevices created by earth quakes are symbols for vaginas. Volcanoes are obviously phallic symbols, and the gushes of hot lava is father earth bukkaking mother earth to keep the bitch in line.

And tbh if looking at Christina Hendricks' boobs causes earthquakes, I am willing to make that trade.

[Kuya]

Kuya kuya kuya...weren't you paying attention during Freud class?

The crevices created by earth quakes are symbols for vaginas. Volcanoes are obviously phallic symbols, and the gushes of hot lava is father earth bukkaking mother earth to keep the bitch in line.

Unbeknown some, there is in fact a phallus object hidden away under all that feminine earth.

[SephYuyX]

As of 2009 there were roughly 1.5m earthquakes, and the number of women in the world were 3.37b, this means 1 in every 2,246 women had orgasms.

Sounds about right to me.

[Lucavi]

So apparently all of California's porn industry and slutty Hiltons are to blame for all the quakes over there.

Sounds plausible.

[Kuya]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3...a20flow20i.jpg

i reject your analogy and substitute the more obvious one

p.s. this is common knowledge, it is called the booty clap (another reason why flat is preferable)

Is it okay if they use booty pops

[Priran]

The crevices created by earth quakes are symbols for vaginas. Volcanoes are obviously phallic symbols, and the gushes of hot lava is father earth bukkaking mother earth to keep the bitch in line.

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6051/freudcho.jpg

[Tyr]

I've never heard of this feller...which is annoying, because why would BBC insist on publishing something from this obscure pseudo-cleric? I can see why FOX would do it...

It's going to feed a misperception of Iranians/Muslims as backwards people -- it's akin to only publishing the rantings of the "Westboro Baptist Church" (that's their name right? the people who protest @ soldiers' funerals?) in a foreign nation, and clumping all Americans into one bundle.

If not to antagonize Iran (or Muslims), what's the point of this?

[Priran]

misperception of Iranians/Muslims as backwards people

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4142/larrylaugh.jpg

[Arvin]

leave my people alone you dickfaces

[Tyr]

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4142/larrylaugh.jpg

I got a good laugh - quoted for hilarity.