On vacation recently with Carbon in Barbados we were driving around in the golf cart and decided we were gonna hang out by the pool. As soon as we got comfortable Carbon notified me that he had to take a huge dump. The conversation went as follows:
Carbon: "O boy, I gotta take a big dump."
Me: "Alright there is a clubhouse bathroom over there."
Carbon: "No, I need you to drive me back to the house."
Me:"Why the hell do I need to drive you there, just go here."
Carbon: "Sorry this is one of those poops where I really gotta get private if you know what I mean."
Me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Carbon: "This is one of those 30 minute lingering poops. I really need to sit down and concentrate on this one."
Me: "Whats wrong with the bathroom here?"
Carbon: "The toilet seats cave in at a wierd angle and I really dont have enough room in there."
Me: "What in the hell do you need room for?"
Carbon: "I need to get completely naked for this poop and lay out my clothes, its the only way I'm gonna be able to get this one out peacefully."
Me: "Dude what in the hell are you talking about?"
Carbon: "What do you mean, every guy gets these poops. I really just need to be alone for 30 minutes to meditate as i drop this one. Most importantly I need to be completely naked and I cannot do that in the clubhouse bathroom."
Me: "Whatever man you are really messed up."
Carbon: "Lets just go I can feel it starting to clog up already."
Now here is my question. Does this sound rational to anybody. Who would go through all of this trouble to go to the bathroom?