SORRY BREGOR, I R EXPURT ANALIST OF BOOTFALL
Have fun with Manziel next year.
New Orleans Saints at Seattle Seahawks
The Saints are all assholes and it is unfortunate powerful hurricanes don't hit that area anymore. Fuck Drew Breesus and his shitty birthmark he probably got from selling his soul to the devil. Fuck Sean Payton and his punchable face. Fuck Rob Ryan for being fat and probably being a child molester. Fuck Darren Sproles for escaping from the circus as a child. Fuck Mark Ingram because Fuck Bregor. Things the Seahawks do better than the Eagles whom the Saints beat last week: Defense, Special Teams, winning at home, swagger, pills, most likely everything else related to football. Things the city of Seattle does better than New Orleans: dealing with the rain. I mean it rains all the time in Seattle and their fine citizens don't start looting and drowning. SEATTLE SUPERIOR.
I mean seriously its raining in this gif and I don't see swaggy P with some bread and stereo equipment under his arms. get your shit together NO
Indianapolis Colts at New England Patriots
So that was a nice comeback thing the Colts did I guess. The Chiefs can blame the loss on injuries if they want but I find that to be silly as all of their backups got good reps the week before against the Privs, blessed be his name. The best thing the Patriots have going for them is Andy Reid is not their coach. Colts defense is garbage and Billy Boy will find a way to carve up their secondary even with clownshoes Amendola probably getting hurt putting on his cleats in pregame, and they will probably play with 7 defensive backs and dare the Colts to hand the ball to TRENT all game. Still probably a close game. Typing this shit up is hard how the fuck does Bregor do this bullshit every week for like 16 games even though no one fucking reads this. I guess the Pats win and in the process someone leaves shitass tom bardy hanging on a hi5. I will probably not watch this game and find something to masturbate to instead.
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San Francisco 49ers at Carolina Panthers
My dick is huge and it takes like 4 hours to go from one end of it to another, so I will probably still be masturbating at the time this game starts. I'll try to finish before the game though because I know Mizango will be masturbating during the game and I don't want to share the same masturbation schedule as him, that's kinda gay. Both of these teams are basically the same: mobile qbs of questionable passing ability on a week to week basis, strong defense especially in the front 7; the main difference is at the wide receiver position, where the 49ers have playmakers while the Panthers have players that punch and shit on each other. Also greater harbaugh is better than riverboat ron. I bet the Saints wished they had some riverboats when Katrina hit. I guess I am ok with the 9ers winning this game.
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San Diego Privs at Denver Broncos
People used to trash Privs for having gargantuan WRs and TEs to throw to, but the reason he now has 19 children (a development that happened in the last two years) is because children are smaller targets and he routinely pelts them with footballs around the house when they don't fold their laundry or pray properly to work on his aim. Because of this they are now a team of destiny who had the fortune of playing the Eagles in their home opener bla bla bla I think the best way to break that fucking streak is to have the cowboys play the eagles in their home opener next year. The Broncos are cool and all but all glory to the hypnorivers. I am too lazy to post gifs of privs but it doesn't matter because all of you clownshoes have sigs and avatars of him anyway. Nevermind I will post one. GO CHARGERS (with the points anyway) GO.
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