State of Yinion II

[Rocl]

Children of Yin,

It has been quite a while since I have last spoken to you in this fashion. It is a great honor to be able to address the people of Yin through these forums, for without them it would be a very tedious task to spread the ways of Yin. All the popes are in their places, working fervently on writing the Book of Yin. We are happy to mention the First Treatise on Linkshells, written by our own Pope Daahan the First. He is now working on another project soon to be added to the book of Yin. Through we have grown in number recently, we would like to remind people that the Church of Yin actually is a set of ideals and beliefs set in Final Fantasy Eleven. That is not to say however that some of these beliefs cannot be extended elsewhere.


In recent days, it has come to light that someone in the FFXI world has gratified themselves with child pornography. For some reason, I'm not very shocked. Out of 1,700,000 or so players, small as it may be, there are pedophiles amongst us. Obviously, this is frowned upon by the church. This rule does not apply to tarutarus. Just remember folks, watch out for those tricky LimeWire file names. Oh, and stop pirating too, I should mention that before the FBI crashes AirForce One into my house.


In an update past, chocobo raising was introduced. I would discuss the exact specifications about Mounts of Yin but there is much argument on this issue. Should the chocobo be yellow (as Yin's is?) or red like the church color? This is a trivial matter however, so I will progress forward.


As many of you know, the Church of Yin is based on the Bahamut server. It is of the opinion of many church members, and at least two popes, that there are good and bad linkshells on Bahamut. While these opinions may be bias, I think it's safe to say everyone makes these sort of judgments. It is the opinion of these popes that these linkshells make poor use of strategy and even poorer use out of lotting regulations, it is recommended that they read the First Treatise on Linkshells at earliest connivence.


Now I bring you to a matter very close to home for the church. Most recently it has been decided that both Prophet Xavier and Hulk Hogan are to receive an Aegis from the Robot Overlords of BG. Aided by the divine protection of the Aegis, we expect things to run more smoothly around the workings of BG. One of these main reasons being that it's fking Hulk Hogan. He's gonna block Tiamat with his shield, then grab her wings and rip them off thus disabling her ability to fly. It should be noted that not all popes fully agree with this decision, but we would also like to extend condolences to the Robot Overlord Sendoh and we hope to see his very own professional wrestler. We, as a church, are a firm believer that two wrestlers are better than one, but three are worse than none.


There is one more thing I would like to mention. The idea of an internet radio talk show was toyed around with me and Pope Shiznicle the Third. However, the both of us don't know that much about computers about how we would record this and share it with the masses. If anyone had any feasible ideas or suggestion it would be greatly appreciated if you were to drop me a private message. I don't check my e-mail, AIM, or MSN for any contact to be sent through those means.


While I know my writings may not be as well written as Pope Daahans, I hope you took this update seriously and look forward to the next state of the Yinion. It is my hope that these become regular occurrences and that the word of Yin reaches all someday. Also, look forward to Pope Shiznicle's census of the Church of Yin and Pope Daahan's second official document.

With Sincerest Regards,

Rocl L. Roclius IV

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

It is the will of Yin that drives me and the word of Yin that commands me.

Praise be to Yin

[GraveRobberX]

GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Sorry just finished watching Kingdom of Heaven for like the 25th time ><)

[Btight]

What can be more necessary?-Last Samurai

[Jicent]

praise be to rocl, pope.........nay god of yin

[sirhansirhan]

i do not support the church of yin. i only support the church of skatan.

[Kiro]

Yin is a fraud, and I will prove it.










Eventually.

[Charitwo]

You heathens

[Zhais]

The world and Yin shall be overrun by the Teddiz someday!

[Jicent]

blasphemers

[Squirrels]

PRAISE BE TO YIN

[Daahan]

:D

[NynJa]

you know...if you're going to refer to Xavier to a wrestler, I dont think Hulk Hogan is the best mention, unless you want Xavier to be a guy who tears his meniscus getting off his couch at home.

[Takedown3]

perhaps its better to refer to hogan in the early 90's late 80's

[Royal]

Rocl L. Roclius IV

This made me lol quite hard. I guess there were 3 Rocls before you?

[Daemonxel]

I posted this in another thread but seemed relevent here:

God wears a Chasuble....

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8273/img0005bo3.jpg

[Daahan]

clearly just an imposter.

our Lord Yin has an E. Body.

[Zalius]

small problem, yin is 3 letters, need 4 letters for yin radio

[Rocl]

you know...if you're going to refer to Xavier to a wrestler, I dont think Hulk Hogan is the best mention, unless you want Xavier to be a guy who tears his meniscus getting off his couch at home.

We buy what professional wrestlers we can get.

That Yin is an imposter Daemonxel, Yin is a mithra.

Zalius, Yin defies all preset rules.

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

small problem, yin is 3 letters, need 4 letters for yin radio

wyin.

Because its yin with laughs.