WAR: YAY WE'RE NOT NERFED AND WE GET SHITTY NEW GAXES YAY
THF: Still orgasming over last patch, see you in december!
MNK: NO MNK JSE (yay no nerf)
BLM: A whole load of nothing. Beautiful. Well at least I still have my flans
WHM: ...This SAM wants me to heal him TANKING? Fuck that
RDM: Well. Now our shitty AF2 Legs aren't needed
PLD: What a load of nothing. Ok some nice MDB feet but really not much.
DRK: What? You're nerfing us? Huh? Oh we're getting new armor cool! Wait we dont want Macc and MAB. Oh new gswds? Oh great, yeah, divine logs and super cermet, really funny. Scythes? Oh great more shitty 'lets give to all jobs and make it shit' scythe.
RNG: A bit of an unnerf fk yeah! New semi-JSE fk yeah! And a new sexy collar!
BST: Uhhh yay?
BRD: Doesnt matter, nothings gonna ever change for us anyways. Want some minuet? Or maybe ballad.
SMN: Oh my god. Double the blood pacts double the fun. Not to mention these sexies.
NIN: Hades Sainti+1: Because we dont hold hate well enough yet. Seriously.
SAM: We got hasso! We got seigan! We got semi-JSE. We got a holy shit pwn GKatana. We got a rediculous overwhelm buff. How about you Mr DRG
DRG: ...I got stoneskin empathy, a slight 2h enhancement, and some shitty boots. Damnit.
BLU: Well I asked for new toys, and I got some! Some cool new swords for soloing imps and tanking wyrms. A club worth using over swords!
COR: Nothing huge. At least we can use the shikaree aketon now... yay!
PUP: OOMGaasm. Great new attachments. Enhanced equipment slots. Sexy new sainti. Some haste legs. Life is good.
Feel free to flame/whine/loldrk/fuck off if you'd like.