Need help removing a giant rod up my ass

[Zigma]

how?

[Correction]

http://www.vaseline.com/

[Raineer]

http://www.vaseline.com/

actually kind of a sad sign of our times that Vaseline needs a website

[Charitwo]

The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?

[Ksandra]

The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?

I'm guessing around the time he needed to start learning german, but that's just a guess.

[Not Kuno]

The real question here is how it got up there in the first place?

I'm guessing around the time he needed to start learning german, but that's just a guess.

.... That raises even more questions.

[Ryko]

That's some freaky shit.

[Unklemonkey]

I hope to god alcohol or drugs were involved, if not, I'm scared.

[Lordwafik]

I dont think he meant it literally.

I'm guessing someone said "Get that giant rod out of your ass" and he's being a smartass 8)

[Ryko]

Maybe he's just really comfortable with letting out information, wafik.

[Unklemonkey]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12577 lol. Figured everybody had seen that

edit: About mid-page

[Huggo]

this is zigma we're talking about.

[Zigma]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

[Plow]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

like crisco in a can or like wesson in a bottle

[SilverBreeze]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

Bacon Grease.

[Ryko]

>_o of all things.

[Vobent]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

Bacon Grease.

Spit.

[Nirokun!]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

Bacon Grease.

EWW!!!!!!

(and it would come out on its own right? >.> i know it has some lubrication up there, thats how stuff comes out >.> deep breaths or something lol)

(or or! those stool softeners? the salty stuff! be sure to drink a lot of water with them, otherwise it doesnt work)

[Zigma]

I'm still and forever more will be a virgin up the pooper express way!

I was being a smart ass but in the event that something like this happends and vasoline is not available, I would use cooking oil.

Bacon Grease.

not enough time to cook up bacon grease lol.

[Daahan]

you need to summon forth all the troops for this one.






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