For Thiefs

[Mazim]

1. Your level 75.
2. Your in a burn pt in sky.
3. Your using SATA DE
4. You have ACC gear macro
5. You have a SATA gear macro, and those are the only ones.
6. You fucking suck.
7. Immidaitly find a replacement and warp to Jeuno.
8. Seperrate all your Dex, and Agi gear.
9. Head to AH, and buy every piece of Dex gear to maximize Dex.
10. Put this in a macro called SA gear
11. Buy every piece of Agi to maximize your Agi.
12. Put this in a macro called TA
13. Buy every piece of Str/Atk gear to maximize your Str/Atk
14. Put these in a macro called DE.
15. Run back to MH, and put seeking burn pt flag up
16. Wait 4hrs
17. Turn down a couple of invites to help camp this or that.
18. Wait 4hrs
19. Get a sky pt.
20. Spend 20minutes getting to sky.
21. Arrive at sky, and tell the pt members telling you to sata this or that to stfu
22. Use SA, TA, and DE seperatly.
23. Maximize your timers, and stop fucking waiting for 100tp to actually do anything.
24. Turn off normal hits, cause your sure as hell not dot.
25. Feel proud that your one less thf making the rest of us look bad.

[aurik]

I stopped reading after 3.

[Mifaco]

Waste of a post, who the fuck chains on deco weapons in sky? that's so 2005

[Wizerd]

1. Your level 75.
2. Your in a burn pt in sky.
3. Your using SATA DE
4. You have ACC gear macro
5. You have a SATA gear macro, and those are the only ones.
6. You fucking suck.
7. Immidaitly find a replacement and warp to Jeuno.
8. Seperrate all your Dex, and Agi gear.
9. Head to AH, and buy every piece of Dex gear to maximize Dex.
10. Put this in a macro called SA gear
11. Buy every piece of Agi to maximize your Agi.
12. Put this in a macro called TA
13. Buy every piece of Str/Atk gear to maximize your Str/Atk
14. Put these in a macro called DE.
15. Run back to MH, and put seeking burn pt flag up
16. Wait 4hrs
17. Turn down a couple of invites to help camp this or that.
18. Wait 4hrs
19. Get a sky pt.
20. Spend 20minutes getting to sky.
21. Arrive at sky, and tell the pt members telling you to sata this or that to stfu
22. Use SA, TA, and DE seperatly.
23. Maximize your timers, and stop fucking waiting for 100tp to actually do anything.
24. Turn off normal hits, cause your sure as hell not dot.
25. Feel proud that your one less thf making the rest of us look bad.

Because you know, thieves can't hit Deco weapons for 50-60 per hit, parsing just behind most other jobs, discluding the use of SA or TA.

Oh... wait.

[inafume]

*You're

[Wizerd]

*You're

Ooooo.

- Thieves*
- Period after number 3.
- Immediately*
- Separate*
- DEX* or Dexterity*
- AGI* or Agility*
- the* AH
- Period after number 10.
- Period after number 12.
- Period after number 13.

I'd do more, but I have to go to class. ^^

[shihei]

O M G T H E S K Y I S . . .
F A L L I N G

[Twinky]

thx so much for the info r8 up.

[Heian]

Waste of a post, who the fuck chains on deco weapons in sky? that's so 2005

Not bad for NIN burns but the EXP caps around 11K an hour. Too bad the repops are not like 5 minutes instead of 15.

[Krandor]

Waste of a post, who the fuck chains on deco weapons in sky? that's so 2005

Not bad for NIN burns but the EXP caps around 11K an hour. Too bad the repops are not like 5 minutes instead of 15.

Can do just as well in the new ToAU zones with bigger E-peen chains though. I'll probably never party in sky again if I have the option.

I haven't really seen any of these zones break Uleg Range in total xp/hour though. Maybe after the monetary rewards of partying there cool down the xp might spread out again.

[Raineer]

Grammer aside I'd like to make an RDM version of this.

[aurik]

Grammar :O and go for it.

[Banigaru]

Poor THF;;

[Sarchar]

Here's my shot at a BST one

1. Solo or party your way to 75. Solo makes your epeen bigger, but doesn't affect the rest of this post.
2. You join an HNM ls
3. They want you to change jobs, but you don't have another job so you go as BST anyway
4. They're going to sea to fight JoJ, JoF
5. Buy yourself a stack or seven of CourierCarries, because that's all you're EVER going to use.
6. Sit on the sidelines as the rest of your LS kills the jailers.
7. Go with them to Limbus
8. Use CC again.
9. Go with them now to do a BC.
10. Use CC again.
11. Go do an assault in the new ToAU expansion.
12. Use CC again.
13. Ask yourself why you are so fond of CourierCarrie.
14. Go to Dynamis.
15. Again, CC.
16. Deck yourself out in the most uberest of Adaman Abjurations and Juggy axes, rampage some mob in dynamis for 50 damage. {All right!}.
Try your impressive decimation on Kirin for 6 damage.
16.b. Oh, but hey, CourierCarrie does 10k damage over an hour.
17. Home point.
18. Go to your mog house.
19. Change jobs to BRD, BLM, RDM or NIN.
20. Write SE a letter about why BST is MisterMcGimpyGimp at everything end-game.

[Demetrick]

Here's my shot at a BST one

1. Solo or party your way to 75. Solo makes your epeen bigger, but doesn't affect the rest of this post.
2. You join an HNM ls
3. They want you to change jobs, but you don't have another job so you go as BST anyway
4. They're going to sea to fight JoJ, JoF
5. Buy yourself a stack or seven of CourierCarries, because that's all you're EVER going to use.
6. Sit on the sidelines as the rest of your LS kills the jailers.
7. Go with them to Limbus
8. Use CC again.
9. Go with them now to do a BC.
10. Use CC again.
11. Go do an assault in the new ToAU expansion.
12. Use CC again.
13. Ask yourself why you are so fond of CourierCarrie.
14. Go to Dynamis.
15. Again, CC.
16. Deck yourself out in the most uberest of Adaman Abjurations and Juggy axes, rampage some mob in dynamis for 50 damage. {All right!}.
Try your impressive decimation on Kirin for 6 damage.
16.b. Oh, but hey, CourierCarrie does 10k damage over an hour.
17. Home point.
18. Go to your mog house.
19. Change jobs to BRD, BLM, RDM or NIN.
20. Write SE a letter about why BST is MisterMcGimpyGimp at everything end-game.

Hmmm... I never wonder why CC was any good, its only because its 1) Uncapped and 2) Cheap, more times I get, "Why not use CC?" than I think "CC would be appropriate for this situation." I'm more partial to Panzer Gallahad but he's $$$.
And your LS is dumb for inviting you if you only have BST and they aren't going to use it ever. Application denied.

[Raineer]

Grammar :O and go for it.

color/colour
gray/grey

[Ozoko]

Here's my shot at a BST one
.

Dear Mr Beast Master.

Should have lvld BLM. Tough shit.

Yours faithfully

SE

Oh and <3 your sig.

[Wizerd]

Grammar :O and go for it.

color/colour
gray/grey

Except that those are area related. Grammar is "grammar" in both Canada and the USA, which means it's the same everywhere.

Anyway, picking on his grammar was just the fun part. His post is full of shit, half of it being wrong anyway. A properly built THF can do plenty of damage without even utilizing SATA in the first place.

[½pint]

Grammar :O and go for it.

color/colour
gray/grey

your =/ you're.

[Sarchar]

~~ 75 ninja ~~ 75 beastmaster ~~

So was your first job BST?