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    Ouch

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    china > india???????????

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    asian men are not alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    India is in (surprize) asia.

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    it's all that damn Indy's fault

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    Wow. Owned on a national level.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    As patently hilarious as this is, does it really matter if a condom is too long? The extra "length" just stays rolled up at the base. If they are too large in diameter, that would be a problem as far as functionality, but extra length?

    Quote Originally Posted by Demonsthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    You sir, win an A+ for geography.

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    That was funny+1

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    No wonder theyre always so angry

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    As patently hilarious as this is, does it really matter if a condom is too long? The extra "length" just stays rolled up at the base. If they are too large in diameter, that would be a problem as far as functionality, but extra length?

    Quote Originally Posted by Demonsthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    You sir, win an A+ for geography.
    Except they're also to skinny. Your gf might be ok with sticking a pencil in her, but most girls aren't

    Length is mostly irrelevant after a certain point, gurth is more important since 90% of a females nerve endings lie in the first 3-4 inches anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    Quote Originally Posted by Demosthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    India is in (surprize) asia.
    shit! you know what I meant! >_<

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    lol, that picture on the side of the article with the indian dude carefully observing the process is hilarious.

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    wow that's really small

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    what is that like, 4"?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    As patently hilarious as this is, does it really matter if a condom is too long? The extra "length" just stays rolled up at the base. If they are too large in diameter, that would be a problem as far as functionality, but extra length?

    Quote Originally Posted by Demonsthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    You sir, win an A+ for geography.
    Except they're also to skinny. Your gf might be ok with sticking a pencil in her, but most girls aren't

    Length is mostly irrelevant after a certain point, gurth is more important since 90% of a females nerve endings lie in the first 3-4 inches anyway.
    lrn2reed.

    I understand the issues regarding cock size and female pleasure. However, this article is talking about cock size in relation to condoms, and nowhere in the article is "they're also to (sic) skinny" said. As far as the pencil comment, douche, regular condoms don't fit right on me either.

    That's why I use:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ojanmagnum.jpg

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    I never understood the craze of penis size. Most women are intimidated by huge sizes such as 8 inches, and the guys would never get the full range of pleasure since they'd be unable to insert all of their penis into (most) women.

    Not only that, but size is pretty irrelevent in the long run. The most important thing is positioning and proper technique.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    It's mainly that most guys aren't very good at satisfying women in general, and women know that joking about their cock size is about the most castrating thing she can do. This gets propogated in popular culture, and ends up having the opposite effect - guys focus too much on "am I big enough" and don't pay attention to pleasing whoever they are with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    Quote Originally Posted by Skyylya
    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    As patently hilarious as this is, does it really matter if a condom is too long? The extra "length" just stays rolled up at the base. If they are too large in diameter, that would be a problem as far as functionality, but extra length?

    Quote Originally Posted by Demonsthenes
    asian men are not alone.
    You sir, win an A+ for geography.
    Except they're also to skinny. Your gf might be ok with sticking a pencil in her, but most girls aren't

    Length is mostly irrelevant after a certain point, gurth is more important since 90% of a females nerve endings lie in the first 3-4 inches anyway.
    lrn2reed.

    I understand the issues regarding cock size and female pleasure. However, this article is talking about cock size in relation to condoms, and nowhere in the article is "they're also to (sic) skinny" said. As far as the pencil comment, douche, regular condoms don't fit right on me either.

    That's why I use:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ojanmagnum.jpg
    Learn to read yourself.

    You mentioned length saying that it doesn't matter, look what was the first thing i said....They are also to skinny. Length won't cause a condom to not work as properly or not fit right, it's girth.

    My second paragraph, signifying a new topic, had nothing to do with that. Moron.

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    You must have a ton of experience in Indian cock then, because the article says nothing about penis girth.

    However, we come to the same conclusion: Length shouldn't have anything to do with condom failure.

    Oh, and you're still a douche.

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