Listen here, this is some motherfucking real ass shit so pay attention. As always I know everything so watch your punk asses because this is what your time spent in jail would amount to. Be sure to pay extra attention to your charges, at least half of you fuckers WILL end up in jail for the crimes I am about to predict
Skirkle Crime- Diamond Smuggling- Role while incarcerated- He would be the greediest little fuck you would come across, constantly getting bitch slapped (sharing is caring bro)
Kuriokage Crime- Statutory rape of a 17 yr old over weight Asian - Role while incarcerated- He handles his time well and usually uses all his commissary money for BBW mags and sometimes gets caught by his cell mate masturbating to EGM and not the bbw mags which really confuses his cellie but dude just goes with it
Kuya Crime- Manslaughter (Auto-erotic asphyxiation of a young Chinese man (? I kno rite? weird shit) - Role while incarcerated- He is the girl who always plays hard to get but if you wine and dine her enough she always comes around
Shirokage Crime- Sold a bad batch of oids to a random bitch he met at the gym and gave her Hepatitis C -Role while incarcerated- Lifts weights, always has the hookup on pot
Kiarax Crime- Manslaughter (Caused a man to commit suicide after falling in love with him on the net, thought he was the coolest girl ever of course)- Role while incarcerated- Everyone likes the dude, has a great gift for gab, lies about why he is in (tells them he killed a guy while drunk driving)
Ryko Crime- Armed Robbery (KFC)- Role while incarcerated- Doesn't really have a click because the niggers can't figure the dude out and the crackers think he is weird as fuck
Charismatic Crime- Identity theft- Role while incarcerated- Still trying to figure out what the fuck happened
#686578 Crime- Prostitution sting- (The cops said she had the sloppiest pussy they had ever seen, walked in during the act)- Role while incarcerated- Kinda wishy washy dude, doesn't really talk much but when he does everyone just wants him to just shut the fuck back up
Qualbert Crime- Trespassing (Evicted from his parents home, they finally had enough) -Role while incarcerated- Stays to himself alot (hasn't got much time to do) and prays to god a nigger doesn't approach him
Day Crime- Aggravated Battery (His bitch just pushed him too damn far this time) -Role while incarcerated- One of the biggest smart asses inside, but everyone is cool with it because the motherfucker can make a nigger laugh
Spaghetti Crime- Vehicular Manslaughter (One too many to drive that night bro)- Role while incarcerated- He is like the guy on Oz who gets up and a crowd gathers around him reading Shakespeare and his own poetry (He just isn't as cool as that nigger was)
Ragnell Crime- Sexting pics of his dick and ass to a underage girl- Role while incarcerated- No one can figure this fucker out, I got nothing, and neither do they
Colenzo Crime- Murder (Finally got tired of being the fat fuck and taking shit his entire life, finally manned the fuck up and shot a 100lb kid that did most of the bullying)- Role while incarcerated- Gets the shit kick out of him regularly, contemplates hanging himself with his bed sheet often
tyven Crime-Insurance Fraud (Had someone, I didn't say me gdi, set fire to his home while he was in Vegas playing craps for a alibi, fucking guy cracked under the pressure..weak ass dude Role while incarcerated-Gets what ever anyone wants while inside, usually undercuts the niggers prices and they are contemplating killing the fucker
Chun Liroy Crime- He only had to do 24 hrs once for indecent exposure (He took a piss at a kids playground, had a few smirfnoff ices in him)- Role while incarcerated- Shit his pants in intake praying he bonded out before they took him to population, cried multiple times
Howard Rowark Crime- Never got convicted of anything in his life (His wife once tried to file charges for cheating on her with a male escort, but the judge threw it out)
Mizango Crime- Aggravated assault (Found out his wife was actually cheating on him, she took it up the ass from some gang banger multiple times and miz beat the fucking breaks off her) Role while incarcerated- He does well so far during his time inside, motherfucker can't figure which fking group to click up with tho, if he gets beat in the fucking guy has to get the shit kicked out of him from like 4 different gangs
Blarg Crime- Rofl the motherfucker never even gets a speeding ticket his entire life- Stays funny tho.. until he finally finds a wife who sucks the fking life out of him like Shang Tsung's fatality
Sera No Crime (She actually becomes a correction officer later in her life)- Role 50$ gets a bj, 100$ you get to fuck her in the ass
Rocl Crime- Oxycontin possession Sch II- Role while incarcerated- Mostly stays pissed off because no one meets his standard to take it up the ass
Kyo Got Nothing. Prolly throws someone out a window at that shitty mag he works it b/c it is so gd awful there
Derock Crime-DUI- Role while incarcerated- Only has 48hrs to do, spends his time thinking about how comfy the crocks they gave him are
Ivve Crime- Filing a false police report -Role while incarcerated- Becomes a flaming lez in about 24 hrs, becomes a even bigger bitch when released, Please God keep her away
Mf Perm tha Fineass Crime- Selling of Sch II (Cocaine) -Role while incarcerated- Finds out money can't buy your way out of getting your ass kicked here, but buying people to protect your ass works just as good, stay strong nigga
quannum Nothing bro, got nothing. You probably blow up a post office later in life or go on a AK 47 spree in Manhattan
Brill Weave Never does anything wrong his entire life, lives on the straight and narrow, but still stays gimp (I personally don't think anything is wrong with you, pity party for me plz!!!)
Demosthenes Crime- Stays 1 night for a PI- Role while incarcerated- See roy
Linliel Crime- Actually ran a prostitution ring (With herself and yes only herself, she was the madam and the only client, word was she once had up to 100 dicks in her a night, 20$ per got you anything, including ass to mouth)- Role while incarcerated- She never did anytime. She had up to 1000 niggers, spics, asians, and indians (dots not feathers) buy her the best lawyer in the UK, props girl. No white guys were clients for some weird reason
Odon Crime- I'm sorry brother you die a year from now from a overdose, methadone and xanax, but hey look at the bright side nigga, no jail time
Rhyis Got nothing for you here move along. Got your name here tho b/c of the spam counter, that's cool eh?
GreatGuardian Crime- I'm having trouble seeing this one, I think you become murdered by someone who gets sick of your ego possibly, I'll get back to ya
ShepardG See Rhyis, you ok tho man. You confuse the fuck out of me sometimes tho
Abandon Crime- Statutory Rape (Fucked maybe the hottest 17 yr old to ever live)- Role while incarcerated- Runs shit like a true nigger does, hangs with me and gets shit fucking done. He has the blacks on lock I have the rest
Zalius Got nothing for you, you kinda piss me off tho btw. Weird ass dude
Kohan Crime- Murder in the 1st (One too many wiggers fucked with a bitch)- Role while incarcerated- Runs shit, every woman in there is either scared shitless of her by her attitude or her wits, she mindfucks bitches without even having to raise a finger. A real ass bitch
Milkster Crime- Credit Card Fraud- Role while incarcerated- He has found his new home
Isladar No Crime. Actually becomes the queen bitch of correction officers in a few years- Role while running the jail -1,000$ gets you a fuck, 50$ gets a bitch slap. And she never shuts the fuck up about hockey, while the 1000 dollar fuck is ensuing
Ksandra ....
I gotta go smoke that was a shitload of typing. My spam niggers, it might be awhile but I'll be back someday. Unless some motherfucker kills me from a street related incident, weak ass punk bitches