Blarg

[Shiroikage]

This complaint is about that bothersome fellow Shiro who is lifting far too much weight for being a small person and it makes other posters jealous. I want you to handle this by forwarding this message to Odon.

Odon when you get this message I want you to forward my complaint to Shiro for being a bothersome fellow who lifts far too much weight for being a small person and he is a Canadian. Don't read the first sentence addressed to Callisto as that is not for your eyes. Shame on you if you read it.

Shiro, I see you have finally received this message. I am sorry I have had to go through such circuitous channels to reach you but I couldn't risk being tracked. I just have to tell you that I have gotten fat by lifting these weights and now I need new clothes. I hope you are happy. Also I am very angry at you for being a bothersome fellow who lifts far too much weight for me such a small Canadian person. This message will not self destruct after you read it so once you do read it make a message on the spam forum telling me you have received this message so I know this process has worked.

Odon, stop reading things that aren't for you. I know you are reading this.

Callisto I am reporting you for forwarding this to other people.

Blarg, I have received your complaint and now that I am done squatting and then drinking my protein shake and eating a couple of a cheeseburgers then later eating a lb of beef + veggies + rice in the form of burritos, I am now ready to address it.

I am sorry that you have become fat and had to buy new clothes. However, that is a part of my grand vision for you. You are going to become strong and fat with muscle. I am sure that you are already on your way to becoming fat with muscles.

Regarding my lifts, it may be true that I am small and it may be true that I am Canadian, but it also is true that my heritage is mostly Slavic. And as well all know, that naturally predisposes me to lifting weights, particularly squatting. And, I too have become fat with muscles. It is a good fate, I would highly recommend it.

Callisto, I am not sure what role you have in this, but I am pretty sure you have done something unprofessional.

Also, Odon thinks that it is funny that you are fat.

[Rhyis.]

I am deeply offended by the transgressions that have occurred here. I would like to express my outrage towards the parties in mention forthwith.

[Shiroikage]

Putting on mass bro

brother,,, you don't even know

[Shiroikage]

the reports of smash-mouth food consumption are not exaggerated in any way

[Shiroikage]

I am deeply offended by the transgressions that have occurred here. I would like to express my outrage towards the parties in mention forthwith.

i will mail a vibrator to you post-haste
please PM me your contact information

[Blarg]

If anyone else is as disgusted with Callisto's actions as I am please PM Qalbert and have him forward those messages to me where I will post them in a spam thread and then link that thread back to Qalbert whereby he will then save the link as a word file and upload it to a file sharing website and PM this damaging information to Sonoma. Hopefully this results in Callisto getting a stern talking to by way of forwarded PM from Tonko.

[Blarg]

Just check out how disrespectful this BG corporation is. Callisto replied to me with this.

"I'm sorry, but this complaint is in formal format. This inbox is only for informal complaints. Please re-format you complaint using our Informal Complaint Requisition Form #BG-WS042 and re-submit your informal complaint application, it will then be processed informally within ten(10) business days, which we use as a standard measurement of time since we are a business.

We apologize for any inconvenience, unless we don't really feel like it, in which case you are banned.

~Management"

[Odon]

I also got that message in my PM from Callisto forwarding me your complaint. I stand by your side in regards to this rude nilly-whacker. I must request this dolly-doo gets a most stern talking to and perhaps his fanny paddled.

[Odon]

Blarg I don't feel like going through the proper channels to get you to read this, so please take a gander at this. http://www.theatlantic.com/business/...itable/245134/

[Day]

best thread

[Shiroikage]

public service announcement related to this thread
plz watch the olympic weightlifting sessions

[Blarg]

public service announcement related to this thread
plz watch the olympic weightlifting sessions

if it's on at the same time as female gymnastics then there may be a conflict of interest

[Shiroikage]

i'm watching a replay of the women's 48 kg session on ctv's website
a lot of cuties in the lower weights + some cray-cray lifts

[Blarg]

do you have a link to that video? I personally prefer the 47kg women but what's an extra kg really. Well it's 2.2 lbs, but I mean metaphorically

[Shiroikage]

here:
http://www.ctvolympics.ca/videos/cha...8kg-group.html

not all of them are cuties, but there are some

[Tajin]

if it's on at the same time as female gymnastics then there may be a conflict of interest

Complying with corporate policies, I'm most pleased.