Scientific Experiment. Subject: Roommate.

[Kemberly]

Hi, friend of mine posted this up for some of us to comment about for him to get a few ideas. It didn’t get very far but would like to know what you all would do in this situation?

Hello.

As some of you may or may not know I have a roommate. The said roommate made plans to be married at the end of December/early January. As planned I would move out at this time (or shortly beforehand or afterwards) and find another place/roommate. Well lo and behold the happy couple change their plans. Now the wedding date is late August. Also the news that you HAVE to move out at or before this time is given. 6 weeks or so to go. Finding a new place shouldn't be that hard so I'm not too worried. But....

Now. Here's where I need your help. I feel sort of uummmmmmmmmm... dicked over by this guy. Rightfully so as some of our mutual friends have said thus far. So what I have to ask is this: If you had a roommate and wanted to ???? him over for the next 6 weeks or so, how would you do it? Consider this an experiment of sorts and I'll try to report the results of your cruel/unusual ideas here. This could be fun. Be creative and help me out with a little revenge.

[Eaglestrike]

Don't wear clothes when the roommates fiancee comes over. Should work even better if you have a big one and a nice body. If you look like shit it works too lol

[shihei]

put cheese and pieces of fish in hidden places all over his/hers room
remove all batteries from batteriezed(is that a word? well know it is) from stuff
unscrew light-bulbs so they wont turn on
change alarm-clock to your needs while they are zzzzzing
draw on thier face while they zzzzing
come on it's not that hard to think of stuff to do, i'd go on forever but i won't

[djzombie]

Had a thread like this on here a while back.

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewto ... sc&start=0

Lots of good ideas.

[Kemberly]

Had a thread like this on here a while back.

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewto ... sc&start=0

Lots of good ideas.

ahh tyvm

[Tape]

I think 'hammer smash face' pretty much sums up that entire thread.

[Xiona]

i stick by my "Take a dump in their pillowcase"

other than that masterbate in the living room and act like nothings wrong when they walk in.

be a late nighter and have lotsa people over.

always crap with the bathroom door open, and make sure to ask for toilet paper at least once

go see "you me and dupree", take notes and copy

[Byrd]

It didn’t get very far but would like to know what you all would do in this situation?

Every time you answer the phone and it's for him tell them 'Sorry, he's in jail for the next couple of months. Would you like me to take a message or call back?'

[djzombie]

Every time you answer the phone and it's for him tell them 'Sorry, he's in jail for the next couple of months. Would you like me to take a message or call back?'

That's a pretty good one, because he won't really know you did it. Heh,

[Almaa]

subscribe to all kinds of filthy magazines, the worst ones you can find, in his name and select "bill me later" right before you move out, his fiance won't like that

[Belkin]

go see "you me and dupree", take notes and copy

that movie sucked

[Brendam]

Does he have a fish tank? if so... Break the shit outta it. Or clog the toilet and walk away. that should piss him off a bit.

[Lordwafik]

Get big black men to rape him

[Brendam]

Get big black men to rape him

Yea, that just takes the fuckin cake there.

[Raivyn]

I think 'hammer smash face' pretty much sums up that entire thread.

Word. But who couldn't also go for some blunt force castration? Perhaps in lieu of or addition to the hammer smashed face?

[Raivyn]

Get big black men to rape him

Yea, that just takes the fuckin cake there.

Agree.

Must be 2+ for it to work though for sure. 1 just isn't enough.

[Lordwafik]

Get big black men to rape him

Yea, that just takes the fuckin cake there.

Agree.

Must be 2+ for it to work though for sure. 1 just isn't enough.

So long as they take turns, 2 black men at once could probably cause anal rupture.

[Raivyn]

Get big black men to rape him

Yea, that just takes the fuckin cake there.

Agree.

Must be 2+ for it to work though for sure. 1 just isn't enough.

So long as they take turns, 2 black men at once could probably cause anal rupture.

But that's the whole point! It's a revenge that won't soon be forgotten!

[Lordwafik]

Get big black men to rape him

Yea, that just takes the fuckin cake there.

Agree.

Must be 2+ for it to work though for sure. 1 just isn't enough.

So long as they take turns, 2 black men at once could probably cause anal rupture.

But that's the whole point! It's a revenge that won't soon be forgotten!

It'll have you in stitches!

Sorry couldnt help it.

[Raivyn]

Ahahahaha!