Beautiful Creatures.
Spotted on the bargain rack on the way out; Jeremy Irons, quick check showed decent imdb score. Should have payed more attention to the twilight vibe artwork and written reviews.
A minute into this kids monologue w/ terrible southern hick accent and I wanted to turn it off, but stuck it out. Didn't get better. Poor acting, poor predictable plot, back of the box was right in being a wannabe twi/hunger mashup. Wikied the book series after, some young adult reader, and each book synopsis seemed to get worse.
Jeremy Irons' brutal belittling of the [entire] cast were the only interesting parts.