Ever been caught?

[Odon]

http://www.break.com/index/wowjerkoff.html



Rofl.

[zakhiel]

*waits patiently*

[DDowzer]

looooool nice find

[Klever]

Already posted; was staged; lock thread; check mate.

[Anyway]

http://www.theorderls.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8087
Try to steal my thunder bitch

[DDowzer]

lol damn, you fail Odon ; ;

[Odon]

Guess so D:

[Elemmire]

lol damn, you fail Odon ; ;

nothing new D:

[Jerseyprophet]

Ever been caught?

I jacked off in the middle of class in high school. Catholic school, and they wore their dick teasing skirts shorter every day, so fuck em. Hopefully someone was scarred in the process.

Sup, Holy Cross. Thanks for making such comfortable back row seats in class.

[Sidd]

Ever been caught?

I jacked off in the middle of class in high school. Catholic school, and they wore their dick teasing skirts shorter every day, so fuck em. Hopefully someone was scarred in the process.

Sup, Holy Cross. Thanks for making such comfortable back row seats in class.

was walked in on by my mom when i still lived at home.

i heard her come in down the hall and immediatly turned off my monitor and pulled up my boxers and stood up.

Mom - What were you doing (trying not to look at the fact i have a hard on)
Me- Masturbating.
Mom - .... umm ...
Me - its normal. go away.
mom - after the look of horror disappears from her face she leaves the room and subsequently the house. Didn't talk to her for like 2 days after that.

was probably 17 at the time.

[BRP]

Worst

I caught my brother.

[Zigma]

As soon as I saw this thread, my head fell straight to the keyboard making a bang sound hoping it was not the wow masturbation vid

[Jerseyprophet]

My boy Lee's sister Crystal was a stripper at club Rique and she was insanely dime. She was asleep when we were over, the conversation came up that she sleeps naked, and high as hell, I decided to sneak in her room to see. I leaned on her dresser and started to, that shit was hot, and she actually woke up, and we dated for a couple weeks. Turned her on. Not all stories end up bad =) Wonder whatever happened to that girlie...


This is entirely made up, just a funny thought I imagined talking about this (we're getting weirder and weirder with the sex topics, can't wait to see what's dicussed next) - but imagine this:

Mom goes in to wake up a dude late for school or whatever, and she kicks his futon and a blow up doll's arm flops out from under it and inflates lol. That's funny.


Edit: Swear to god, I thought I saw Ondori posting in this topic, then it was gone. He's fighting the corruption of talkin in these Jerry Springer topics

[Kenji_22]

Ever been caught?

I jacked off in the middle of class in high school. Catholic school, and they wore their dick teasing skirts shorter every day, so fuck em. Hopefully someone was scarred in the process.

Sup, Holy Cross. Thanks for making such comfortable back row seats in class.

Holy Cross in BC Canada?

[Dalek]

Its a common catholic school name, they tend to reuse them a lot. I actually went to Holy cross for elementary school lol, good times.


Never been caught, btw. ;p

[Nirokun!]

it must be nice to be easily turned on JP lol

takes a special man to do anything for me lol

(no dont say that i should try women thats so lame! you think if i actually like the guys it really really means i like them... just not all of them despite muscle tone and clothing... personality is sexiness to me i guess~ and you cant really walk into someone's room and masturbate to their personality.. lol)

[Jerseyprophet]

Yes, definately a different thing for us Niro.

Sometimes I don't even wanna, but have to. Like, you're taking a shower, and you start jerkin off as a motor reflex from washin yourself, and you're all mad and whatever "god damn it *sigh*" - you dont even WANT to, but you gotta finish it since you started.

[Nirokun!]

That has never happened to me before o.o i always know if and when im going to do that... lol i never do it unless i have the urge >_> and i dislike doing it too if i dont have that urge

[Andarvi]

One time in middle school when i was watching the priceless scrambled porn channel, you know the one that had all the sounds and the occasional stretched titty across the screen, i got caught. my moms room at the time was right across the hall, thus there was no reaction time. however, as she opened the door, i managed to turn the TV off and heave my comforter into the air, for a brief second it was like a wall shielding me. when it fell, i just laid there and played dead.

another time, i was downstairs with the scrambled porn on too loud. she yelled down the stairs:
"What are you watching?" Lucky for me i was able to one up her.
"BET." I replied.