+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 88

Thread: Powdering your...     submit to reddit submit to twitter

  1. #1
    E. Body
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    2,166
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Powdering your...

    Your balls, you nimwad! Does anybody do this? My balls have always been itchy, but the past few years have been practically unbearable. I scratch till its raw and hurts. Usually that is the point where any normal itch would stop itching...but it still fuckin itches! I guess because it just gets sweaty and gross down there most of the time and unless I want to be showering every 12 hours, I'm shit out of luck.

    Goldbond medicated body powder is supposed to relieve this, but I have my doubts. Wouldn't the powder, when mixed with sweat, create a nasty paste? Does anybody have any experience with this stuff?

  2. #2
    blax n gunz
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    11,161
    BG Level
    9

    I pity the fool who doesn't powder his equipment during the summer. Feels good man.

  3. #3
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    55,019
    BG Level
    10

    If they're itching out of nowhere that badly you probably picked up jock itch. Hit that shit with some Tinactin spray for a few days, see if it goes away.

  4. #4

    Shave? Silky smooth ballz brah.

  5. #5
    Tamale Baby
    Groundskeeper of the House of Weave

    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    713
    BG Level
    5
    FFXI Server
    Bahamut

    Quote Originally Posted by *Shinzon* View Post
    Shave? Silky smooth ballz brah.
    that would make it worse when the hair starts to grow back...

  6. #6
    Pandemonium
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    7,859
    BG Level
    8
    WoW Realm
    Cho'gall

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    that would make it worse when the hair starts to grow back...
    Myth.

    http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp

  7. #7

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    I think jonny is referring to ingrown hairs and the itchy feeling of the stubble.

  8. #8
    Old Merits
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Posts
    1,110
    BG Level
    6
    FFXIV Character
    Lex Luger
    FFXIV Server
    Hyperion
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl
    WoW Realm
    Demon Soul

    Quote Originally Posted by *Shinzon* View Post
    Shave? Silky smooth ballz brah.
    Seconded. Also vigorously scrub balls in shower with loofa covered in shower gel. Shit feels amazing.

  9. #9
    Banned.

    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Posts
    2,547
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Fenrir

    rub them with icy hot, it does wonders for itching.

  10. #10
    and the traveler
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    610
    BG Level
    5

    i approve of this thread

  11. #11

    Cotton underwear if you don't already wear it, natural cloth for pants (if you can) Was likely yeast to start with, scratching and rubbing might have lead to a bacterial infection (you'd likely notice a smell and / or pus thou). Clean and dry is the most important step. Put your socks on before your underwear too, stops fungus moving from feet to groin.

  12. #12
    Caesar Salad
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Posts
    28,300
    BG Level
    10

    What if you already have a yeast/bacterial infection?

    Sent from my Droid using Tapatalk

  13. #13

    Keeping it clean and dry stops them being able to multiply. Some anti septic / fungal ointment can be used. Washing the groin area with anti - dandruff shampoo will help with yeasts. Everyone has yeast pretty much all over them, as long as you ain't wet they can't really overgrow.

  14. #14
    A. Body
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    4,168
    BG Level
    7
    FFXIV Character
    Minerva Kissaki
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Leviathan

    powder my balls

    funny story here well at least i thought it was
    Be 16 working at a restaurant in texas in the summer.
    Hot as balls all the time
    Headed to managers office to ask him something
    door is kinda cracked, peek in hes all hunched over looking like hes playing with himself
    Ask him what the fuck
    shows me baby powder bottle, laugh my ass off.

    Then i started to powder my balls after that.
    That Shits freshest feeling ever

  15. #15
    The Defense is ready, Your Honor
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    20,324
    BG Level
    10
    FFXIV Character
    Lord Longhaft
    FFXIV Server
    Gilgamesh
    FFXI Server
    Cerberus
    WoW Realm
    Mug'thol

    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny View Post
    that would make it worse when the hair starts to grow back...
    Totally false. My balls never itch when the hair grows back, its just stubbly until I cut it again or let it grow all the way.

  16. #16
    we fuckin' stole it man.
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    728
    BG Level
    5

    Seriuosly though, I don't know what I would do without gold bond in the summer.

  17. #17
    Cerberus
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    472
    BG Level
    4
    FFXI Server
    Bismarck

    They'll actually become MORE sweaty if you shave. The hair acts as a natural insulation/heat sink, collecting heat and dissipating it.

    Go with the green bottle of Gold Bond. Also, I wear UnderArmor underwear, they're nice because they keep your junk from touching your thighs, also minimizing heat, along with being sweat-wicking material.

    Good luck brah.

  18. #18
    Salvage Bans
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    809
    BG Level
    5

    Quote Originally Posted by Correction View Post
    I pity the fool who doesn't powder his equipment during the summer. Feels good man.
    This bro. I always have to powder my junk during the summer. Out keeps the sweat and the funk down. Also shower and let the dry before applying.

  19. #19
    Relic Horn
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Posts
    3,361
    BG Level
    7
    FFXI Server
    Quetzalcoatl

    hmmm, i've never had to powder my friends.
    But then again, I don't sweat, so meh...

  20. #20
    E. Body
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    2,003
    BG Level
    7

    my nuts don't sweat unless i wear boxer briefs
    i must try this powdering stuff, you guys make it sound magical

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 5 1 2 3 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. I'm interested in Joining your LS~
    By Canibis in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 2004-12-04, 14:29
  2. I am thinking of trying to join your LS
    By in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 2004-11-12, 12:01
  3. What are your goals.
    By Septimus in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 52
    Last Post: 2004-11-10, 18:44
  4. Interested in your LS
    By in forum General Discussion
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 2004-10-30, 01:34