Death upon thyself.

[Chips]

How will you go?

Zach: At age 30 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

[Avé]

At age 36 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

[Akiro]

How will you go?

Zach: At age 30 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Age 66 death the same

[Malaquist]

At age 65 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

That far away? >_>

[Kyomu]

At age 71 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

LOL

[Unklemonkey]

At age 59 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

What the hell >.>

[Bwelch]

At age 40 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist...

:D

[Siegtaru]

Sieg: At age 43 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck

{Um...}

[Zalius]

Adam: At age 33 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.


i was under the impression lightning didnt strike the same place twice >/

[Plow]

Tim: At age 69 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

that's almost realistic for me...

[Lasitha]

Laura: At age 56 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

[Zigma]

Alfonso: At age 52 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Alfonso: At age 70 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor

Alfonso: At age 54 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Alfonso: At age 68 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.



lol

[Kaylia]

At age 65 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

[Kiwi]

At age 45 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

I'm already afraid of buses ; ;

[Pyro]

Brannen: At age 36 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

[Lockecole]

At age 44 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

Lol...last two months I've eaten ALOT of cheese. >.> not imitation though.

[Senoska]

Kyle: At age 65 you will choke on a piece of steak.

[Rocl]

Alex: At age 45 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

OH GOD NO

[JoOeetheplatypuS]

Max: At age 23 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Well at least I'll have a bit of fun.

[Insanecyclone]

Marc: At age 31 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.