a ranking of every current starting nfl qb, and how fun it would be to hang out with them
S+ tier (end up in jail tier): jameis
S tier (actual fun without the jail tier): dak, fitzmagic, watson, jackson, mahomes, murray
A tier (probably not fun but they have hot friends or something): jimmy g, ar12
B tier (fun until they get angry, which will probably happen immediately): haskins, rudolph, rivers, cousins, mayfield
C tier (boring but harmless): tannehill, ryan, darnold, brissett (possible move into B tier if he gets high)
D tier: (i have no idea who these people are): allen, allen, allen, finley, driskel
F tier (might be ok but won’t shut the fuck up about god): wentz, brees, wilson, foles, carr
F- tier (might be ok but won’t shut up about his MLM scheme): brady
Shit tier (just absolutely boring as fuck): jones, goff
Trubisky tier (won’t even let you watch tv): trubisky