LOLAssault

[Lockecole]

http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/topics/060407_1.html

Cute story, Assaults gonna own.

[Maxxthepenguin]

That was actually pretty damn funny. Favorite quote in my sig, though this one is also good

Note: The lighthearted monsters that appeared in this witty side-story are nothing like the fiends who will do everything in their power to crack open your skull and smear your spinal fluid all over the cavern walls. Happy hunting!

Edit for speelong

[further]

mmmmmmm spinal fluid.

[Khamsin]

They revealed the prerequisite for doing Assault... kidnapping Uncle Gil and Gold Ingot!

[Genosync]

They revealed the prerequisite for doing Assault... kidnapping Uncle Gil and Gold Ingot!

..... lol?

no, not really.

[Byrd]

http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/topics/060404_1.html

Has the same goblin during Beseiged. It implies that all the NPC's in a zone help defend as well, which means you *might* end up fighting side by side with goblins or those rat things against the invaders. I'd love to have Frypan on my side for a change.

Of course, the stories in these things may have virtually nothing to do with gameplay whatsoever.

[Marjoly]

lmao, good stuff. I want Fab on my assault team

[MikedeeFenrir]

I see a lot of RDM/NINs doing this for some weird reason >>

[Khamsin]

They revealed the prerequisite for doing Assault... kidnapping Uncle Gil and Gold Ingot!

..... lol?

no, not really.

It was SE's idea.

[BRP]

They revealed the prerequisite for doing Assault... kidnapping Uncle Gil and Gold Ingot!

..... lol?

no, not really.

Nothing gets by you.

[Janice]

Mandraggy: “We must be checking in with Immortals.”
Immortal? Does that mean if I chop off his head, I get all his knowledge of the universe?

lol, who writes this stuff? Just doesn't seem like something SE would do. Just seems like some random guy throwing obscure movie jokes into it.

[Maxxthepenguin]

Mandraggy: “We must be checking in with Immortals.”
Immortal? Does that mean if I chop off his head, I get all his knowledge of the universe?

lol, who writes this stuff? Just doesn't seem like something SE would do. Just seems like some random guy throwing obscure movie jokes into it.

It could be possible that they hired an actual english writer to write the content. Stranger things have happened...

[Lordwafik]

lol @ the beseiged page, whoever wrote this , im 100% confident they play FFXI.

As for me, I’ve been spending the past few crystal years trying to get to all those spiffy new areas you adventurers had been talking about... Hey! You know how hard those Promathia missions are! It took me forever to find a party with a good enchanter and mercenary in it!

Underlined the funnies.

[Lordwafik]

BTW, anyone else kinda feel like this is PSO in FF?

Get a few friends (PSO : Lobby, ToaU : City) , go to the mission place(both PSO and ToaU are at a reception desk) , then chose what mission to do and go for it?


Hey im not complaining, PSO was fun in that sense :D

[Khamsin]

BTW, anyone else kinda feel like this is PSO in FF?

Get a few friends (PSO : Lobby, ToaU : City) , go to the mission place(both PSO and ToaU are at a reception desk) , then chose what mission to do and go for it?


Hey im not complaining, PSO was fun in that sense :D

I'm assuming the actual ToAU missions won't be like this, and is only for the Assault/Beseiged events.

Though even the original nation missions are sorta like that. Go to the gate guard, choose a mission (a repeatable older one, or a new one), and do it.

[Epidemic]

Can't wait for assault, looks badass

[Ankiseth]

Looking at your sig you just have to be from Fenrir.

[Epidemic]

Yeah