Question about Aspi.

[Klia]

Pardom my nabby-ness, but I've never camped Aspi/Adamantoise. I know that's its a king and getting claim sucks etc. But how exactly does the fight usually go?

[Daahan]

botters get it and you watch it die

[XxSlusherxx]

darkness>MB>Regen>Darkness>MB>Regen>Darkness>MB>re gen until it dies, the thing has like no HP but the worst regen next to KV

[Bagel]

Hopefully my shell won't mind me posting the detailed Aspid strat I wrote up a while back.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/7374/aspidlol8ii.jpg
Now I know it looks like there's a lot going on, so I'm going to talk you guys through this with numbers I have labeled on the picture.

1) Aspidurkajihadalone - He's a turtle. He does turtley things like spinning around in circles, eating things, skateboarding and doing breath attacks. Don't stand in front of him unless you like getting hit by mother fucking breath attacks.

2) Ninjas - They tank the turtle. Laugh at them if they die.

3) Black Mage Army - Casts Blizzard IV until they pull hate and get sucked into the turtle blender of doom. Then you get a raise 3! Hoorj!

4) loldrk - Melee make SCs that BLMs can burst Blizzard on. Darkness, Distortion or Induration all work. If you go /thf, you can give hate to the ninjas. NEAT!

5) Villian - Poor PLD doesn't tank turtle, so he's fighting adds. Unfortunately, Vil is fighting this manticore near the mages and they'll get hit by AoE dmg and MP down. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS YOU RETARD!

6) Pin - Is being a good BST and charming crap and running it away.

7) RDM, BRD, WHM etc - I don't know why you people leveled these boring ass jobs. These people do the same thing they do on every fight, buff people and cure. Fun.

8) Map's dead - lol.

[layoneil]

LOL you can have a custom forum title just for that post.

[Blackice]

lmao

[SassiAsura]

bagel wins forever <3

[Shuemue]

That's a fucking awesome strat pic!

[Septimus]

3) Black Mage Army - Casts Blizzard IV until they pull hate and get sucked into the turtle blender of doom. Then you get a raise 3! Hoorj!

I think out of all of that strategy, this was the single best line. I'm crying at the image of the "turtle blender of doom"...

[Elondir]

It's funny, but yet exactly what happens.

Random question, only fought aspid 4-5 times, when he regens does his max HP reduce? I've noticed similar damage nukes doing a lot more percentage wise towards the end of the fight.

[Ishido]

Bagel is quite possibly one of the funniest posters. Ever.

100% accurate strategy with HQ screenshot.

[Exoduso]

Bagel is quite possibly one of the funniest posters. Ever.

100% accurate strategy with HQ screenshot.

Screenshot rocks!

[Guyverarmor]

As much as as those lines are funny as fuck, 9 times out fo 10 what happens/goes on at a aspibagel fight. Love the screenshot man. Between that and bagel's sig, I can probably LOL IRL for a couple of days

[Gatsby]

Also for posterity the other strats for beating the Kings

KB
http://www.dominatusguild.com/kingbehemoth.jpg

Fafhogg
http://www.dominatusguild.com/fafnir.JPG

But they aren't as good as Bagel's which has been copied to almost all the HNM sites on Titan.


Bagel
I request that you get the custom title. ITS A TURRRRRRTTTTLLLLLE

[Tajin]

mind if i pirate your Manticore for avatar use?

It looks cute >_>

[Coldplay4tw]

LOL @ Bagel's post.

That's comedy and how it's done at same time. /Bow

[Lordwafik]

i love you bagel

#5 was the best of them

[Xerlic]

Our linkshell actually hasn't seen a Turtle Blender of Doom in a while. NIN/BRD holds hate solid even with Freeze 2 and Blizzard 4 MB spam.

[vegetaa]

And now, Bagel's sig makes a lot more sense ^^

Really funny post !

[Isildur]

#7 makes me lol