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    Pinocchio (D+) - Live-Action Remake

    Directed by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future) and Written by Chris Weitz (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
    Rumored to be a Disney+ Release after the Box Office Failure of Dumbo

    https://thedisinsider.com/2019/10/29...ove-to-disney/

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6souls View Post
    Directed by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future) and Written by Chris Weitz (The Twilight Saga: New Moon)
    Rumored to be a Disney+ Release after the Box Office Failure of Dumbo

    https://thedisinsider.com/2019/10/29...ove-to-disney/
    This must mean they cast Michael Buffer as a show man and weren't confident he'd carry the movie.

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    https://deadline.com/2020/01/pinocch...ct-1202840440/

    Production begins this Fall, $150M budget.

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    Benjamin Evan Ainsworth (Flora and Ulysses) as Pinocchio | Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Jiminy Cricket | Cynthia Ervio (Widows) as Blue Fairy
    Keegan-Michael Key as Honest John | Lorraine Bracco (Goodfellas/The Sopranos) as Sofia the Seagull | Luke Evans (Fast & Furious series) as The Coachman

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/he...tion-pinocchio

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    It doesn't look - bad - but it looks like "why did we need this" still.

    Unless it's just been too long since we traumatized a new generation with the donkey island scenes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zealot View Post
    Unless it's just been too long since we traumatized a new generation with the donkey island scenes.
    I mean the last instance would be from Willow, and the entire army being turned into pigs. So I guess we're due.

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    When I saw the blue fairy I was like welp that’s the next “woke Disney” protest incoming from the Trumpers lol

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    I hate that i really like this. Tom Hanks is to damn awesome to pass up no matter what he's in, and it looks like hes gonna kill it. Again. And i like Luke Evans' work too. The blue fairy is...an odd choice.

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    I don’t see it topping the original. The movie had the balls to show kids drinking and smoking.


    Donkey scene.

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    I think I'll skip this and watch this stop motion animation version on Netflix come December - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocc...animated_film)


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    As of just checking atm, for whatever reason, the Disney+ trailer of Pinocchio has 90K dislikes and 24k likes.

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    Hard not to just see Tom Hanks in a horrible wig and mustache

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