2022 NFL Week 5: The Spirit is Willing, but the Flesh is Spongy and Bruised

[Mertron]

if you think tonight’s thursday game sucks, better not look at next week

[Mertron]

runner up thread titles

one day, a man has everything. the next day, he returns to play football and loses his millionaire supermodel wife. the next day, he has nothing. makes you think

Bailey zappe fills me with hope, plus other emotions, which are weird and confusing

your team has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting

we have failed to uphold zappe’s law, but i did make out with a hot alien

coach, i have scored a td. inform the men

in the game of football, you can never let your opponent see your players

we know nothing about our opponents, their scheme, or their personnel packages. but they told me we look like dorks

the other team has a preset concussion limit, so we just throw wave after wave of players at them until they shut down

[Mertron]

[kuronosan]

Would have also accepted Week 5: Forcible Retirement or Divorce: take your pick"

[Krandor]

if you think tonight’s thursday game sucks, better not look at next week

Well I guess that's two weeks in a row I'm not watching TNF

[Salodin]

Yall think Matt Ryan is getting over 21 completions?

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[Weltall]

Love tonight’s game. Want a Colts loss leggo

[Xno Kappa]

I’m gonna watch cuz I wanna see Russ cook up some marvelous shit. Him and Hackett have something amazing they’re building up right now.

[Rhyis.]

the other team has a preset concussion limit, so we just throw wave after wave of players at them until they shut down

this is the correct one

[Salodin]

Hines back went out it looks like

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[archibaldcrane]

Back injury

[Rhyis.]

hines doing the stanky leg. he should be fine

[Rhyis.]

al diving into the tiki barber references

[6souls]

[Mertron]

looks fine to me

https://twitter.com/cjvogel_tfb/stat...dF4Crrjuh0t0yQ

[6souls]

Concussion

[Mertron]

Concussion

im sorry, are you a doctor? no one can make these decisions just watching the game on tv, and the nfl has independent doctors who aren’t just looking out for the company bottom line. he’ll be back in at halftime

[Mertron]

rub some dirt on it kid

[6souls]

im sorry, are you a doctor? no one can make these decisions just watching the game on tv, and the nfl has independent doctors who aren’t just looking out for the company bottom line. he’ll be back in at halftime

But Al Michaels said...

[archibaldcrane]

looks fine to me

https://twitter.com/cjvogel_tfb/stat...dF4Crrjuh0t0yQ

It's a good thing he happened to seize up in a way that clenched the ball - avoided the fumble there entirely by accident