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    Would you jump or burn?

    Its been been ten years, and I'm sure these topics were prevelant immediately during/after 9/11, but its been ten years and we've all changed in un-countable ways.

    I would jump, my wife would burn (hope vs. Inevitability)

    This is what the poor waitress at ruby Tuesdays has to deal with.

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    Ruby Tuesdays is on fire?

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    If peach can do it with an umbrella, I'm sure I could macgyver a parachute.

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    I never heard this topic come up. Then again I was 14 when it happened so just outside of the "deep existential questions" phase of my life.

    I don't think I'd be able to answer until it happened, but I'd probably do whatever I could to have any glimmer of hope of getting out, IE running through some amount of fire to potential safety/escape. I'd rather die trying than just flat out die, seems foolish to not give it everything you have.

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    Up-B at the end of the jump

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    Jump right out and count to four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno View Post
    If peach can do it with an umbrella, I'm sure I could macgyver a parachute.
    Agreed. I'd do my damnedest to jerryrig some sort of contraption to slow my fall and go for it. Imagine the fucking pussy you'd get if you survived a jump from the 60th floor of a skyscraper.

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    Was just discussing this with a coworker the other day. I'm not a quitter -- I'd burn Could not imagine myself making that final decision to actually be able to jump and end it. I'd be the person clinging to the piece of debris out the window hoping for a rescue or some kind of miracle.

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    Burning would hurt more, but you might live. If you jump, you have a way less chance at living.

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    I'd jump if i was sure there was no chance of surviving. However, I'd take a 1% chance of surviving regardless of pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    Up-B at the end of the jump
    Nah, push in on the left thumbstick.

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    Nah, push in on the left thumbstick.
    No, no, no. We just need a tiny little inflatable swimming pool at the bottom, and we can land safely in the water.

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    4srs tho.

    It's nice and simple for us to sit here and contemplate the decision. I mean I'd like to say I'd rig up some parachute or I'd just hold my breath, grit my teeth and sprint down a few floors.. but I really just don't know. Some shots there are just tons of people all leaning out the windows and grasping on to whatever; I bet just one step interior to the building it was just smoldering and completely unbearable. I'd probably just wait and hope to be rescued somehow.. and then get crushed into nothingness. >.>; Man, such a fucked up predicament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hey View Post
    No, no, no. We just need a tiny little inflatable swimming pool at the bottom, and we can land safely in the water.


    Nah but seriously I'd try anything to survive then construct some eagle wings and fly out that bitch.

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    build... eagle... wings? brilliant! Of course there's always the good ol'-

    "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

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    Jump. Without even thinking twice. Write my name on my hand so they could identify what's left of me so there's no wondering for my family. Close my eyes and take a step forward.

    The better question is if you could make it out would you hightail it down or would you be one of the brass ball mother fuckers that stay behind to help others? That, I don't know the answer to.

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    ^old cartoon trick, has saved my life multiple times

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    I'd jump while burning. Why choose one when I can have both?

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