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    Ask Rocl

    I thought we should have one thread dedicated to the sole purpose of seeking Rocl's guidence on the proper ways of Yin. Great Pope Daahan the First's knowledge would be greatly appriciated as well.

    Omnipotent Popes, what color is the sky in Yin Heaven? Is it Purple or Blue?

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    So this is like the /BG/ dear abby column?

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    Re: Ask Rocl

    Quote Originally Posted by Heian
    I thought we should have one thread dedicated to the sole purpose of seeking Rocl's guidence on the proper ways of Yin. Great Pope Daahan the First's knowledge would be greatly appriciated as well.

    Omnipotent Popes, what color is the sky in Yin Heaven? Is it Purple or Blue?
    How can you forget Shiznicle, 3rd Pope of Yin.

    And the answer to your question is the color of Adaberks. I asked direct.

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    Yin Heaven is all colours at once, my son. There you can truly feel at peace because Adaberks shine each and every colour imaginable.

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    Remember when you soloed that wyvern with absolutely no help from any BRDs who were camping the Kard NM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Yin Heaven is all colours at once, my son. There you can truly feel at peace because Adaberks shine each and every colour imaginable.
    Thank you for your answer I feel more enlightened already. Hot Neon Pink Hauberks ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio
    Remember when you soloed that wyvern with absolutely no help from any BRDs who were camping the Kard NM?
    IN FORTY FIVE MINUTES. A true testament to my power.

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    Is it true that Yinity should have 2 N's?

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    How do I convert to Yinism?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocl
    Quote Originally Posted by Gregorio
    Remember when you soloed that wyvern with absolutely no help from any BRDs who were camping the Kard NM?
    IN FORTY FIVE MINUTES. A true testament to my power.
    That poor wyvern died of pure exhaustion.

    POWER OVERWHELMING

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawls
    Is it true that Yinity should have 2 N's?
    Yes

    And to convert? You need only to believe in Yin. To become a member of the church? Do a deed worthy of Yin's blessings.

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    Since i don't want to make a new thread to get this question answered, and Rocl seems all knowing, Why was BRP banned? Just seen the gigantic faggot thing as his avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Since i don't want to make a new thread to get this question answered, and Rocl seems all knowing, Why was BRP banned? Just seen the gigantic faggot thing as his avatar.
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewt...r=asc&start=80

    I'm all knowing too.


    And the answer is Purple Heian

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    Hey Rocl, remember when you asked me to see that picture of a black lady looking at condoms that one time when I was in Wal-Mart back in January?

    Soloing a wyvern is indeed quite a feat, but you're nothing until you've duoed Narashima (Yes, N-A-R-A-S-H-I-M-A) and Ancient Goobbue (pronounced "goo-boo-bie" over TS/Vent) with your best pal. Only then will you become a true hero.

    Go forth young one. Prove thy worth.

    Well, you don't really have to do that, but it sure was good memories of my two heroes. Borisan + Darkvalentine 4tw and 4ever.

    I love you rocl :3

    (Also I think Yinity should only have one 'N')

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    Yes, I do remember the black lady condom picture. It was pretty epic.

    SO EPIC in fact, it needs to be reposted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Since i don't want to make a new thread to get this question answered, and Rocl seems all knowing, Why was BRP banned? Just seen the gigantic faggot thing as his avatar.
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewt...r=asc&start=80

    I'm all knowing too.


    And the answer is Purple Heian
    So banned for a month. Kind of lame, but w/e floats you guys boats. Usually found the guy funny, if he wants to make an ass of himself a few times, so be it. Oh well, i'll forget the dude ever existed in 10 minutes anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Quote Originally Posted by Daahan
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche
    Since i don't want to make a new thread to get this question answered, and Rocl seems all knowing, Why was BRP banned? Just seen the gigantic faggot thing as his avatar.
    http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/viewt...r=asc&start=80

    I'm all knowing too.


    And the answer is Purple Heian
    So banned for a month. Kind of lame, but w/e floats you guys boats. Usually found the guy funny, if he wants to make an ass of himself a few times, so be it. Oh well, i'll forget the dude ever existed in 10 minutes anyway.
    Whenever he said something funny it was always stolen from 4chan. He should come back with his name changed to /b/rp

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    Rocl, how does one who holds such a high position in the Church of Yin get hoe checked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saga
    Rocl, how does one who holds such a high position in the Church of Yin get hoe checked?
    http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2...sc00188vg2.jpg

    hoe check THIS bitches!

    Since everyone's checking this hoe, it counters and annulls said hoe check on Rocl. Too bad huh?

    Edit: holy shit! upon further inspection of this picture, it became even MORE EPIC!! Notice to the right, there are real actual douchebags and bleeding vagina pads. Wow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saga
    Rocl, how does one who holds such a high position in the Church of Yin get hoe checked?
    Even the holiest sometimes forget to say "No hoe check" when talking to a loyal disciple of the Church.

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