Real Men of Vana'diel

[Cleveland]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. Warrior/White Mage.
(Mr. Warrior/Whitemage)

While most tanks rely on a mage to heal them, you remain self sufficient.
(dont' need no mages)

Some may call you a noob or gimp....but you never have to ask for Poisona.
(poisons no problem)

Cure 1 and 2, and most importantly, Barfira, put you leagues ahead of the other Warriors in your eyes.
(watch my HP go up now)

Most Pl;ayers would just level PLD or NIN, you fail to see why they are any better than WAR/WHM. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Ghetto Paladin. In fact..make it a couple, because you're gonna be LFG for a long time
(gonna be seeking a long time)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Cleveland]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. AFK without warning White Mage.
(Mr. AFK without warning White Mage)

People are too dependant on healers....you aim to teach them otherwise.
(that'll learn ya!)

Not only do you not do anything while AFK, you don't do anything while you are there either.
(macros don't work now)

You are saving valuable seconds by not typing AFK, allowing you to make that sandwich you have been craving that much sooner.
(loving that bologna)

You teleported them, you buffed them...now they expect you to hang around and help them fight. Well..not today my friends.
(im off the clock now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. AFK without warning White Mage. Sure, the tank may be getting his ass beat in....but it will taste great with that sandwich.
(Mr. AFK without warning White Mage)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Cleveland]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. HNMLS Theif Guy.
(Mr. HNMLS Theif guy)

Of all your skills and abilities....they only want you for Treasure Hunter.
(gotta get that loot now)

So important Treasure Hunter is, that you will spend weeks camping a Tonberry to increase it by a walloping 1%.
(Sozu gonna pop soon)

The millions you have spent on gear certainly come in handy at LS events....especially the add-parties.
(better zone that Coarse yeah)

When the time is right, you selflessly throw yourself in harm's way in hopes of getting the good items...and are ridiculed when they most assuredly don't drop.
(Hearld's Gaiters where now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light oh Whore of the Loot pool....but be sure to finish it before the mob is at 10%HP.
(Mr. HNMLS Theif Guy)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Cleveland]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy.
(Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy)

Being born in white suburbia wasn't your choice, had it been, you would have chosen Japan.
(wide eyes aren't my fault now).

Everyday you put on your Sailor Moon T-shirt and log into FFXI, and try to interact with people who want nothing to do with you.
(living in mom's basement)

Although some NA players can speak Japanese, you don't speak a word. You're clever use of "w" and "orz" allows you to blend in....or so you think.
(wwwwwww orz now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh downloader of hardcore hentai. And as you finish that plate of sushi, you may find out that the Japanese players you are kissing up to are acutally Chinese gilframers.
(Mr. Think I'm Japanese Guy)


Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Cleveland]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. Aggro everything on the way to camp guy.
(Mr. Aggro everything on the way to camp guy.)

Everyone loves a challenge, and you make getting to an xp camp that much more challenging.
(this is gonna get rough now)

Solid Snake didn't use Prism Powders and Silent oils...and he was half the man you are.
(snake got nothing on me yeah)

While lesser players stop to cast sneak and invisible, you run head first into a field of foes...laughing at the danger..and then beggin for a raise.
(what do you mean we got now whm)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Train Conductor....and while your at it, open a few more for the 4 Exorays, 3 Rumbler Crawler, 5 Blazer Beetles and the Mushuushu you brought along with you.
(Mr. Aggro everything on the way to camp guy.)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Elcura]

lol

[Sythe]

LMAO good stuff

[SephYuyX]

Its Celevland, Ohio in the comercials I hear.

[epigram]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. I just joined a HNMLS guy.
(Mr. I just joined a HNMLS guy)

After an agonizing two months of seeking and exp'ing on bard you finally reached level 75.
(Seeking so long now).

Everyday you log into ffxi put on your shiny new pearl, and bash everyone on your server thread in KI who isn't in your LS.
(oooh check out my sig now)

Although many NA players have been doing HNM for a lot longer than you have you ensure to call them noobs at everything they ever do.
(Yum... I play a new flute now)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, and post a picture of it on KI with your big ass equip sig now with lots of titles you just got last week.
(Mr. I just joined a HNMLS guy)


Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Hellboy]

Solid Snake didn't use Prism Powders and Silent oils...and he was half the man you are.
(snake got nothing on me yeah)

X)

[chilicheese]

BEST TOPIC ON BG FORUMS

[Mifaco]

BEST TOPIC ON BG FORUMS

[Ryany]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you...Mr. Meleeing Red Mage
(Mr. Meleeing Red Mage.)

Most Red Mages are refresh whores. You choose to use –en spells.
(Enthunder does leet damage!)

Your tells for dispel go ignored while you feed the crab extra tp.
(It’s not like there’s such a thing as mob tp)

You just got an add but sleep2, bind, and gravity have never been part of your spell list.
(That’s a job for black mage and not me.)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Meleeing Red Mage....and while you’re at it, hit souleater and go Ronstadt on that crab’s ass because dark knight sub offers much more than just stun. It’s not like it matters because you’re a refresher and will get a party anyway.
(Mr Meleeing Red Mage)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

[Kiro]

and while you’re at it, hit souleater and go Ronstadt on that crab’s ass because dark knight sub offers much more than just stun.

[untouchable]

Of all your skills and abilities....they only want you for Treasure Hunter.

The millions you have spent on gear certainly come in handy at LS events....especially the add-parties.
(better zone that Coarse yeah)

lol hhhhaaaarrrrsssshhhhh

[Sidd]

best thread ever.

[royze]

Solid Snake didn't use Prism Powders and Silent oils...and he was half the man you are.
(snake got nothing on me yeah)

X)

MGS ! ITS M G S!

fuck those alchemists im not paying 40k for silent oils

[Sidd]

Bud light presents....Real Men of Vana'diel
(real men of vana'diel)

Today we salute you... Mr. RMTer.
(Mista r m t aaaa...)

While most players farm, craft, or camp nm's to get gilz, you pay good money for it. .
(Love that credit card. )

Everyone hates you but they don't know you just don't have time to farm or craft.
(woe is me...)

People will accuse you of RMT and u will say a JP friend quit and gave u a kraken club.
(lyin sack of shit!)

When someone finds out you RMT, u better crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I don't care about fucking the game up. In fact..make it a couple, because you're gonna be wasting your time in this game waaay to long.
(people gonna hate you.)

Bud Light Beer, Annheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

[Surealistic]

and while you’re at it, hit souleater and go Ronstadt on that crab’s ass because dark knight sub offers much more than just stun

best line ever

[Rilu]

I'm still wondering whats wrong with war/whm!!!!!!!