Fast and Furious 5 A.K.A. Fast Five A.K.A. HOLY SHIT WHERE DID MY PANTS GO WHILE I WAS WATCHING THAT

[tyven]

(MC: 67, RT: 78%)

http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/29...-for-fast-five

gonna be the bee's fucking knees ya heard. only thing this thing is missing is denzel

[tyven]

ROCKY VS VIN HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[tyven]

"if you're gonna survive, stop thinking like a cop. you're in my world now"

omg i bet that guy lives his life a quarter mile at a time

[ZarakiKujata]

I never realized the Rock or Vin Diesel was in the Incredible Hulk.

[tyven]

this just went from mission impossible, to mission infrickin sanity

[ZarakiKujata]

Movies obviously gonna end w/ Diesel kicking the Rock's ass which is totally gonna ruin it for me since that would never happen in any rational situation, since the Rock's like twice as big.

[Sunrider]

Nah, flick's gonna end with Vin and Rocky duking it out to a standstill (equally unbelievable, but tolerable), teaming up against the real bad guy (they're in Brazil, so the villain probably sells kids or something), and finishing up with an uneasy truce, Rock bagging the bigger criminal and looking the other way while the lesser criminals retire into obscurity (until the next flick, where they take on international terrorists with their hot rod skillz).


Anyway, only thing that could make this movie better is Sam Jackson.

[Kalima]

This may be the funniest movie to come out in the history of movies, even though that may not be it's intent...

I sure as hell was laughing through the entire trailer. I mean 2 cars out running the cops while dragging an entire bank vault, is just wow....

I am happy that they brought back Sung Kang since he was the only "real" character in this entire franchise (they really should have stopped at Tokyo Drift)...but think it's total BS that they're making this movie a prequel to TD.

[Serif]

I sure as hell was laughing through the entire trailer. I mean 2 cars out running the cops while dragging an entire bank vault, is just wow....

You obviously don't know anything about how much torque and horsepower these cars have...rookie

[Wakabo]

I was seriously thinking the 2 days ago "Wonder if they will make another Fast and furious movie" People stealing my ideas and shit.

[Omniyoji]

OMG, wtf is wrong with Hollywood... they should've stopped @ #1 or even better zero. I do agree tho the movie's gonna be hilarious.

I am happy that they brought back Sung Kang since he was the only "real" character in this entire franchise (they really should have stopped at Tokyo Drift)...but think it's total BS that they're making this movie a prequel to TD.

Yeah I agree, Han was the only character I ever liked in any of the F&TF films, but they should really stop...

[tyven]

shocker that you weebo fucks only like the slant

[Akiyama]

I didn't like any of 'em. HOW'S THAT.

[Cleverness]

This movie needs to have The Rock giving Vin a Rock Bottom from the top of a truck to the hood of a moving car. Or a People's Elbow somewhere. Make it happen hollywood.

[Tyrath]

Ive never seen 1-3. 4 was decent. The addition of the rock makes me want to see this one though.

[Cleverness]

1st one was good, 2nd one is Eva Mendes, Tokyo Drift is lol since there's only 1 redeeming character

[Serif]

Ive never seen 1-3. 4 was decent. The addition of the rock makes me want to see this one though.

You must be one of those people who watch WWE and SmackDown religiously

[ZarakiKujata]

You must be one of those people who watch WWE and SmackDown religiously

what leads you to that conclusion? 4 was an okay movie, and decent direct sequel to 1 (never saw 2-3) and the Rock has some serious acting chops compared to anybody else the WWE has tried to produce and I havent watched raw since 2006 when I would run it in teh background during sea.

[Insanecyclone]

Like the first, hated the second, and loved Tokyo Drift but I still haven't seen the fourth yet.

[Xno Kappa]

OMG, THE ROCK AND VIN DIESEL, SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE!!! THANKFULLY THEY HAVE PAUL WALKER AND TYRESE TO BRING IT DOWN AND BALANCE IT OUT!!