NFL Week 16: Fighting for Playoff Seeds and Getting Off on the Right Foot.

[Headspace]

Thursday 12/23

Carolina @ Pittsburgh - After a big win last week, Carolina Panthers on a roll. With this momentum they roll into Pittsburgh with great enthusiasm and beat the Steelers down under new starting quarterback Tony Pike. With the #1 pick all but lost after their 3 game winning streak to end the season, the Panthers now look inward to Pike as their franchise quarterback and savior.

BEARS

Saturday 12/25

Dallas @ Arizona - It's Christmas, no one outside of Dallas gives a shit about this game, not even Arizona fans. We see the return of AIRzona under John Skelton as we see a whole lot of MIKE JENKINS.

MIKE JENKINS

BEARS

Sunday 12/26

New York Jets @ Chicago - Braylon going to run circles around that defense, bearfoot.

BEARS

New England @ Buffalo - Shootout in Buffalo. Fitzpatrick to Stevie Johnson is the new Culpepper to Moss. Too bad all the NE receivers are under 4 feet and are impossible to tackle.

BEARS

Baltimore @ Cleveland - Hillis.

BEARS

Tennessee @ Kansas City - http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/J...9wlytA7j5l.jpg

What a dumb nigga.

BEARS

Detroit @ Miami - Who is starting QB for Miami this week? Who cares, Suh's gonna kill em.

BEARS

Washington @ Jacksonville - Shanahahan hates black QBs, and still can't run a defense. MJD gonna tear that shit up.

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San Francisco @ St Louis - Vernon Davis due for a huge game, and I only want SF to win because a sub .500 team hosting a 12+ win wild card gets me rock hard.

BEARS

San Diego @ Cincinnati - http://vmedia.rivals.com/IMAGES/PROS...KARMY08150.JPG

The face of an awkward 13 year old. The voice and a 40 year old black man.

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Houston @ Denver - Tebow against that shitty defense? Friar Tuck gonna do it.

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Indianapolis @ Oakland - http://manningface.s3.amazonaws.com/...425_peyton.jpg

Hey there big guy.

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Seattle @ Tampa Bay - Yawn. Freeman balls out. More chances for sub .500 division winner.

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New York Giants @ Green Bay - Coughlin can't get fired. Nigga is one elusive coach. He'll win this, make the playoffs, win a game, and get another extension. He's the coach of the year, all years. Aaron Rodgers suffers another highly rated concussion. Matt Dodge wins special teams player of the week.

BEARS

Minnesota @ Philadelphia - Do I really need to explain this one? This was supposed to be Chargers @ Bengals, but apparently no one cares about those two teams. I like Philly, but enough to sit through Cris Collinsworth and Al Michaels? I'd rather read Akiyama's vanilla posts.

BEARS

Monday 12/27

New Orleans @ Atlanta - Matt Ryan plays great at home, but Drew Brees. Atlanta's offense is so god damn boring, with the weapons they have they should be putting 50 up in the first quarter. Fuck Mike Smith and his vanilla ass offense. Bengals of 2010.

BEARS

[Diamicles]

i like what you're doing here

[Mizango]

Nigga fuck the Bengals, Luck is ours! The only way I'd pass on Andrew Luck is if we could get Ricky Stanzi or Scott Tolzien at or around pick 20. Fuck Cam Newton, I want ballers in camp and both Stanzi and Tolzien will provide that. They are in the mold of Kyle Orton coming from the Big 10, success is inevitable!

No but for real, we got this.

[Headspace]

Nah son, even with the first pick you guys will probably take Robert Quinn because y'all need to replace Peppers to sell tickets.

also check your pms damn it.

[Mizango]

Sell tickets? Nigga we aint the Bengals. We have and always will be blackout free, we not even close.

[Headspace]

Sell tickets? Nigga we aint the Bengals. We have and always will be blackout free, we not even close.

I know, people still attending waiting to see when Fox wises up and gets Pike off the bench.

[Mizango]

I should punch you in the face.

I gotta say though, I was reading the title and "seed" and "foot" in the same sentence made me feel.....rexy.

[Valisk]

The title. I like what you've done to the place.

Last Week: 10-6
Season: 134-90

Carolina @ Pittsburgh
Dallas @ Arizona
New York Jets @ Chicago
New England @ Buffalo
Baltimore @ Cleveland
Tennessee @ Kansas City
Detroit @ Miami
Washington @ Jacksonville
San Francisco @ St Louis
San Diego @ Cincinnati
Houston @ Denver
Indianapolis @ Oakland
Seattle @ Tampa Bay
New York Giants @ Green Bay
Minnesota @ Philadelphia
New Orleans @ Atlanta

[Conrad]

What's wrong with the left foot?

[Headspace]

What's wrong with the left foot?

oh you

[Mizango]

What's wrong with the left foot?

I'd spooge on either tbh.

[Stiker]

Nigga fuck the Bengals, Luck is ours! The only way I'd pass on Andrew Luck is if we could get Ricky Stanzi or Scott Tolzien at or around pick 20. Fuck Cam Newton, I want ballers in camp and both Stanzi and Tolzien will provide that. They are in the mold of Kyle Orton coming from the Big 10, success is inevitable!

No but for real, we got this.

Clausen is going to lead you to the promised land.

[Mizango]

Oh man Pike and Pickle taunts on the same page? Yall bitches gettin' thraxed for christmas.

[Mizango]

FUCK. YO. MAILBOX. NUKKA.

[Cephius]

Headspace NFL threads make me happy

[Rhinox]

Jets aren't beating the bears

Lol

BEARS

[Valisk]

Sage Steele isn't bad. But that black CNN anchor (can't remember her name), she's hot.

Richelle Carey. She can get it.

[Olo401]

Carolina @ Pittsburgh
Dallas @ Arizona
New York Jets @ Chicago
New England @ Buffalo
Baltimore @ Cleveland
Tennessee @ Kansas City
Detroit @ Miami
Washington @ Jacksonville
San Francisco @ St. Louis
San Diego @ Cincinnati
Houston @ Denver
Indianapolis @ Oakland
Seattle @ Tampa Bay
New York Giants @ Green Bay
Minnesota @ Philadelphia
New Orleans @ Atlanta

[Mizango]

Headspace NFL threads make me happy

How come no one ever likes mine? My shit was pretty fucking epic.

[Tyche]

Safe to say that after this week, the jets may not be a shoe-in for the playoffs?