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    NFL Wild Card Weekend: Battle of the Underachievers

    Figured you're all taking far too long to make the new thread, so I'm on this shit.

    SATURDAY, JANUARY 8

    New Orleans @ Seattle - On paper, possible the biggest mismatch in history. The defending champions have to travel to the site of a team who has four fewer wins and is being regarded as the worst playoff team in history. NO has recent playoff experience, has the more talented players, has the better coach, and has routed this team earlier in the year. Seattle has a guy with the body of my grandpa behind center and Clipboard Jesus backing him up, no defense, a record that wouldn't even make them bowl-eligible, and their saving grace is a loud stadium and the fact that no one believes in them. Saints should win in a rout, which of course means that the Seahawks will win.

    NY Jets @ Indianapolis - C'mon, he's Peyton Manning. Ryan will have to remove his foot from his mouth after this game, provided someone else's isn't already in there. No miracle run this year.

    SUNDAY, JANUARY 9

    Baltmore @ Kansas City - Ravens suck bro. Charles gets 7 carries for 145 yards, Jones gets 22 for 80. I still don't know if Flacco is more like Matt Ryan or Mark Sanchez. Ravens defense is good, KC's is solid but they also are at Arrowhead. I'm a believer.

    Green Bay @ Philadelphia - This won't be the marquee matchup everyone wants. Philly is hurt. Our Oline sucks, our defense gives up way too many points to be able to stop Rodgers, we don't run enough to utilize McCoy correctly, and we make all the worst mistakes at the worst possible times. Vick is mortal again, Rodgers is a beast, their defense is solid, and GB is peaking. Eagles are gonna lose big.

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    I hope this works…

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    New Orleans at Seattle - Let's just get this over with
    NY Jets at Indianapolis - If it were another team, the Colts would lose, but Jets aren't great at forcing turnovers, etc. and their offense is atrocious
    RAVENS at Kansas City - Sorry but we have too many weapons and our run defense will not allow Charles to bullshit around
    Green Bay at Philadelphia - Jackson baby

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    New Orleans @ Seattle
    NY Jets @ Indianapolis
    Baltimore @ Kansas City
    Green Bay @ Philadelphia

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    Didn't realize I picked all away teams, lol.

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    Seattle, Indy, KC, GB

    Let's go Seahawks!

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    New Orleans @ Seattle - Seattle: Nope

    NY Jets @ Indianapolis - Indy is probably the worst they've been since Manning's rookie season. Their defense is decimated to hell and have given up 20 or more points in each of their last 4 games. Of course, it's Peyton Manning, who wouldn't surprise anyone if he won with a bunch of high-schoolers. He's going to score points, but he's going to have to rely on Tamme and Addai to carry the bulk of the offense. The Jets don't have a pass rush, but I expect Rex to get creative with blitzes to limit Manning's effectiveness. If Indy's defense was any kind of decent I think they win easily. But they've been so awful I think the Jets can and should pull this off.

    Ravens @ Kansas City - I think this comes down to who can run the ball better, since both QBs are pretty average but capable of a deep ball threat off play action. I trust Ray Rice against KC more than Jambo (That's Charles for you newbs) against the Baltimore d-line and LB corps.

    Green Bay @ Philly - Yes, I am going to pick all four road teams, because fuck you Philadelphia. Aaron Rodgers and Ryan Matthews go beast mode, Archi faps into Green Bay themed napkins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xajii View Post
    RAVENS at Kansas City - Sorry but we have too many weapons and our run defense will not allow Charles to bullshit around
    Too many weapons to still have an insanely shitty offense.

    Niggas almost lost to the Bangles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moss View Post
    Seattle, Indy, KC, GB

    Let's go Seahawks!
    Don't let your passion/hatred cloud your judgment. Don't be afraid to pick the Saints.

    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post

    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering.
    ROFL, goddamn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valisk View Post
    Don't let your passion/hatred cloud your judgment. Don't be afraid to pick the Saints.

    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate, leads to suffering.
    The Saints have already won the SB, I can't really suffer any more.

    Besides, the Saints RBs are hurt along with most of their team. Hasselbeck torched them last time for 366 yards. They will get a big play from Leon Washington in the return game and beat them kinda like the Cardinals did earlier in the season.

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    I hope.

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    Panthers better not fucking take AJ Green.

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    I hope miami fires their asst. head coach.

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    go pack go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headspace View Post
    Panthers better not fucking take AJ Green.
    Fuck that noise.Georgia puts shit players into the NFL and besides, I still have a bad taste in my mouth since the Dwayne Jarrett debacle.

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    KEEP PICKING GB EVERYONE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    KEEP PICKING GB EVERYONE
    CONTINUE BEING RIGHT EVERYONE

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    I fucking hate that the Pack and the Eagles are playing each other in the first goddamn round, I love both of them and wish they could split the trophy. Such bullshit.

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    New Orleans @ Seattle - I will enjoy watching Pete have his ass handed to him. Here's hoping for a "what's your deal" post game handshake.

    NY Jets @ Indianapolis - I can't believe I'm doing this, but somehow, I just feel the Jets will pull this one out of nowhere. Plus, Indy lost to the Cowboys, come the fuck on.

    Baltimore @ Kansas City - KC's offense tanked after Weis got the Florida job. Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Weis an early start on recruiting duties.

    Green Bay @ Philadelphia - Michael. Vick.

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