NFL Divisional Weekend: Don't write checks that your wife's feet can't cash.

[Plow]

In a related announcement, the Broncos have declared that they officially give up on winning football games, and will exclusively work towards trolling Miz.

[Tyche]

I'm buying a Welker jersey...

Wes Welker likes his “foot” metaphors

Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on January 13, 2011, 3:23 PM EST
http://nbcprofootballtalk.files.word...etch.jpg?w=250Just when you think the chatter between the Patriots and Jets couldn’t get any sillier, Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker stepped to the podium Thursday as if dared to see how many “foot” references he could cram in to a single media session. Behold:
1. On this week of preparation: “Everybody’s putting their best foot forward.”
2. On young players in the playoffs: “You can’t just stick your toe in the water. You gotta jump right in.”
3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: “It’s definitely different. You know, you’ve got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down. Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun.”
4. On the opportunity this week: “These are the games you play for. What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward.”
5. On Revis: “He’s got great feet.”
6. On Revis again: “He’s very patient, has good feet.”
7. On Deion Branch: “He runs some really good routes out there . . . He’s another guy with great feet and can really move around.”
8. On practice: “You want to make sure you’re putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen.”
9. More on practice: “Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we’re going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do.”
10. On seeing new things in the playoffs: “You definitely have to be on your toes and make sure you’re ready to go.”
Genius. Since this is clearly the most important post I’ll ever write at PFT, let’s analyze further.
Welker is deadpan as ever with his delivery, so there’s no way he can really be called out for it. A few clues indicate that it’s not just a coincidence. Jackie McMullen of ESPNBoston.com wrote a great feature on Welker. Part of it is about what a huge prankster he is.
“Put Wes, Matt [Cassel] and Larry Izzo in a room, and they are ‘The Three Stooges,’” Tom Brady said.
Welker got his first “foot” reference in on his first question and rarely let up in his ten minutes of talking. He also appears to be stifling a smile and/or laugh after his two most ridiculous references — No. 2 and No. 9.
Maybe it’s all a coincidence, but we really doubt it. And that would be no fun. We’ll continue to update you on this vitally important breaking story here at PFT.
UPDATE: Since we’ve posted, Deadspin compiled all the references into a 20 second video. Nicely done.

http://deadspin.com/5732917/

[Chun Liroy]

I am fapping furiously using miz's tears as lubricant.

[Diamicles]

wes welker officially on my favorite players list now

[Conrad]

I'm buying a Welker jersey...




http://deadspin.com/5732917/

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[Cleverness]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-devin-hester/

They're kicking to Hester, has Pete now watched any football games this season? He doesn't want to give the Bears the ball at the 40, but you want to give Hester a chance to tear shit up and score a TD again(he most likely will, cause Hester is god tier on returns). Besides, getting the Bears closer to the redzone is the best strategy to beat them, a Cutler INT is almost guaranteed.

[archibaldcrane]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...-devin-hester/

They're kicking to Hester, has Pete now watched any football games this season? He doesn't want to give the Bears the ball at the 40, but you want to give Hester a chance to tear shit up and score a TD again(he most likely will, cause Hester is god tier on returns). Besides, getting the Bears closer to the redzone is the best strategy to beat them, a Cutler INT is almost guaranteed.

This reminds me, remember when the Eagles were down 4 points and as the two-minute warning approached, the Packers got into punt formation and Desean Jackson was doing his "rev up the crowd" hand-waving stuff on the field...and then when we came back from the two minute warning he was still doing it?

And then the Packers punted to him and he returned it for a net of 4 yards?

Yeah that was awesome.

[Cleverness]

Desean Jackson is not god tier on returns. He is up there, but no Hester. inb4 picture of his return against the Giants.

[Mizango]

I am fapping furiously using miz's tears as lubricant.

FML man, FML to bloody hell.

[Stiker]

FML man, FML to bloody hell.

It's ok Tebow will start over Orton anyways.

[Headspace]

FML man, FML to bloody hell.

don't cry emo kid

[Mizango]

Fuck both of you assholes.

[Headspace]

PM nig, and I will feel less sorry for you.



Not really, enjoy John Fox on days the Panthers are sucking (every day)

[Stiker]

Tebow will resurrect Fox's career. No team will work harder than they will and with that determination the Broncos will go to the Super Bowl led by Jesus Tebow and inferior Orton on the bench.

Fox will win coach of the year.

Carolina will finish with one win.

Clutch will have more TD passes than all of the Panther's QBs combined.

Miz will preform seppuku.

[Headspace]

Ron Rivera getting the job at Carolina is a great thing for Cincinnati.

Because Rivera will draft a defensive guy, Denver isn't taking a WR, Buffalo isn't taking a WR, Bengals should.

AJ GREEN :D :D :D :D

[archibaldcrane]

Don't worry Miz, you know Orton will get traded to some other shit team before next season.

[Stiker]

Don't worry Miz, you know Orton will get traded to some other shit team before next season.

Dallas.

[volcanicweather]

Orton will get traded to the Panthers and become the savoir of the franchise. Calling it. Just as long as he doesn't end up a Viking.

[Chun Liroy]

Dallas.

DA RAIDAZZZ. Al is about to clean house.

[Chun Liroy]

Orton will get traded to the Panthers and become the savoir of the franchise. Calling it. Just as long as he doesn't end up a Viking.

JOE WEBB.