Baltimore at Pittsburgh - SAT 4:30PM EST
Two teams known for their stud defenses but Pittsburgh has the clear edge this season. 1st in points allowed (14.5), 2nd in total yards allowed (276.80), 1st in sacks (48.0), 5th in interceptions (21), the list goes on and on. Big Ben > Flacco, Ray Rice > Mendenhall, I think it comes down to the defenses. Picking Pittsburgh and their Terrible Towels.
Green Bay at Atlanta - SAT 8:00PM EST
Hotlanta has been on fire lately minus losing for the first time at home this season to the Saints in Week 16. Prior to that, you have to look all the back to Week 6 to find their last loss on the schedule which came at the hands of the Kolbering Eagles. Matty Ice has lived up to his name and they have Turner, Gonzales, oh and a stud named Rowdy White on their side. Green Bay has Assault Rifle Aaron Rodgers. Enuff said. Rodgers has been nearly perfect over these last few weeks despite the offensive hiccup against DA BARES in the season finale. Atlanta has all the tools to win this game but you can't fuck with destiny. Picking Green Bay in this year's Super Bowl before the Super Bowl.
Seattle at Chicago - SUN 1:00PM EST
Are the BEARS what we thought there were? Prentenders instead of contenders. Seattle has been here before. Week 6 where they beat Chicago AT Soldier Field 23-20. Which Culter will show up? Does Jeremy Bates have more magic up his sleeve? The Seahawks don't have the 12th man on their side but it's them against the world at the moment and right now, it's Seahawks - 1, World - 0. I think the BEARS will pull it off if the defense shows up big to annul any mistakes Cutler makes.
New York at New England - SUN 4:30PM EST
Do I need to put Jets after New York or is everyone besides Deejay aware that the Giants don't deserve to be in the playoffs? When was the last time Brady and Co. lost in Foxborough? Like 2006? Fortunately for the Jets, that 25 home game winning streak is during the regular season. That's probably the only positive the Jets have to focus on. Oh and the fact that Brady points at the Jets sideline when he scores. Oh yea, it's personal! Fuck all these sound bites, I want to see it translate to the field, Jets. I'm going to spike the Patriots's water bottles with Extenze because when they rape the Jets, it's going to be with a big dick. This one might be over by halftime, again.
Per Cleverness
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