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    fucking lol

    my fb page. if you can, get there

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    lol oh man, facebook! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by quannum View Post
    I'm too hipster for the internet
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    "Alright. Don't come to my fucking page and start correctin' niggas an' shit and NOT expect someone to pwn your awesome clownbrows in response. My page is not a place of hugs, kisses, and bunnies. Niggas die here."

    FUCKING LOL
    10/10

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    haha.

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    The shit is excellent.

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    ryko, all bullshit aside, you missed a good one.

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    wait did I miss something, cause it looks like it blew up right away
    and in a post about trolling on facebook, rofl

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    has ivve fucked with this girl about her eyebrows before

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    preachy and pretentious
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    Yes.

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    makes sense now then. why are your friends so thin-skinned, abandon?

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    They're from Texas.

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    oh

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    What the fuck is your friends' problem with me??


    she's found something amusing, i imagine


    No shit.
    Obviously didnt catch the sarcasm in my comment...

    oh, I caught it. the "oh, goodie" gave it away

    Fuck you. And fuck your friends. I didnt do anything to this bitch and I get attacked for no reason.

    the first thing you do is jump on and correct something that was an honest mistake. they all know that just by reading it
    and you don't think someone's gonna speak up?
    on MY page?

    This isnt the first time this has happened by HER. I correct you all the time, its no need for her to say some shit like shes saying. And it kills me that you stick up for them yet you never stick up for me.

    i don't really stick up for either side. you all decide to say whatever on my page, then an argument breaks out, between the 2 parties. why would i break it up if i didn't start it?

    You truly have become something different.

    no, I haven't. I've not changed at all. and I told you, even when on deployment, I have some cruel friends that tend to visit my page when they feel the need

    Yes, you have. You may not see it, but I do.
    And of course your little minions aren't going to say anything to you about it because they all bow down to kiss your feet. Its disgusting.

    no, they don't kiss my feet at all, nor are they minions.

    I'm not going to stand for someone I don't even know talking shit to me for no reason. Period. The. End.
    Whatever.
    I said my peace. (me: lol)
    Seriously? I can correct you in an email but heaven fucking forbid the almighty Keith be corrected on his facebook page?

    in front of other people with opinions who LOVE to voice them? all on you.

    And clownbrows? Low. Fucking. Blow.
    Yeah, but you dont have to fucking say shit like youre saying.





    tl;dr

    Bitch got mayad. thought she knew da real me. She knows keith, she never met abandon before. Sup, ho?

    It's basically give and take between us after the first clownbrow shot from Ivve, rofl

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    haha, yall niggas are my minions

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    Becka, you're right... which reminds me... You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

    You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

    If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

    You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

    You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

    You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

    On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

    The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

    P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
    Sweet merciful christ on a cracker, this shit was the work of a fucking artisan

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    abandon is a keith?

    sexy name.

    I picture you as a chris though

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    copy pasta though

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    those aren't black names

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    You just got served THE CALLISTO SPECIAL
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    yobandon if I make a facespace will you be my friend on it

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