RHINORATLIONS THAT EAT BABIES
we are all doomed
just wait till they learn to swim
So after they shot District 9 they just left all those shanties up and people moved in?
This is called Africa.
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Ok this shit was planned. Africans are now being ruled by rats and they are offering their babies as sacrifices to make their new rat gods pleased with them.
True story
Let us just hope the rats don't learn to use the vuvuzela as their battle horns.
Hmm, a giant rat is not an appropriate CR for a baby. Whoever the DM is, he's a dick.
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
LOL.
Mizango isn't dark enough for that. You must be the darkest of the dark. So Abandon, command the legions of giant rats to get rid of Africa for us.
Africa's not that bad. I read that they don't have allergies over there because with all the aids and starvation, their bodies' immune systems aren't sensitive enough to be irritated by allergens. So there's that.
Speaking of worms, I also read that because so many africans go barefoot, they all catch some sort of parasitic worm that lives in the bowels and coats their intestines with slime that actually alleviates all symptoms of crone's disease and general IBS. They seriously have it made over there.