Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Dimmauk]

Japan's got Godzilla, South Africa has Ratzilla?
I smell a movie in the works.

Syfy will make it happen

[Kuya]

They've gotten this huge just from genetics, we do not want to see what happens when we add radiation to the mix.

Everything is huge in Africa

[Surealistic]

RHINORATLIONS THAT EAT BABIES

we are all doomed

just wait till they learn to swim

[archibaldcrane]

So after they shot District 9 they just left all those shanties up and people moved in?

[Dimmauk]

just wait till they learn to swim

The Africans?

[Milkster]

Everything is huge in Africa

Bigger than things in Texas?

[Kerberoz]

Dont these people have baby monitors what the fuck

baby monitors? like this?

[Khamsin]

ok, so what the fuck africa, you have the most terrifying creatures over there, fly larve that lives in your eye, baby eating rats, fucking diseases out the ass, add to that like half the continent is at war, land mines everyfucking where, fuck man, i never, ever ever ever, want to go to there

I always figured Australia had the gold medal for "most terrifying creatures", though Africa probably has the silver.

Starving people in Africa and giant rats, something isn't right. They should learn from the rats,so they can be giant or they could eat the rats?

Learn from the rats, like, eat babies to become giant like the rats?

They've gotten this huge just from genetics, we do not want to see what happens when we add radiation to the mix.

Fallout: Africa?

[Pirian]

Fallout: Africa?

This is called Africa.

Spoiler: show

Seriously, place is a shit-hole

[bechyni]

Ok this shit was planned. Africans are now being ruled by rats and they are offering their babies as sacrifices to make their new rat gods pleased with them.
True story

[Fievel]

Ok this shit was planned. Africans are now being ruled by rats and they are offering their babies as sacrifices to make their new rat gods pleased with them.
True story

It's Africa, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

[Cleverness]

Let us just hope the rats don't learn to use the vuvuzela as their battle horns.

[guartz]

Hmm, a giant rat is not an appropriate CR for a baby. Whoever the DM is, he's a dick.

[Saithorx]

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

[tyven]

Let us just hope the rats don't learn to use the vuvuzela as their battle horns.

OH GOD. the african pied piper of giant rats is sure to use one. and i am positive his name will be MIZANGO

[Chun Liroy]

LOL.

[Cleverness]

Mizango isn't dark enough for that. You must be the darkest of the dark. So Abandon, command the legions of giant rats to get rid of Africa for us.

[Tagus]

Africa's not that bad. I read that they don't have allergies over there because with all the aids and starvation, their bodies' immune systems aren't sensitive enough to be irritated by allergens. So there's that.

[Eggroll]

Africa's not that bad. I read that they don't have allergies over there because with all the aids and starvation, their bodies' immune systems aren't sensitive enough to be irritated by allergens. So there's that.

Maybe an immunologist can chime in, but iirc it's because IgE naturally is a defense against parasites such as worms. With parasites being far less abundant in industrialized countries, IgE targets other non-harmful substances which causes an allergic reaction.

[Tagus]

Speaking of worms, I also read that because so many africans go barefoot, they all catch some sort of parasitic worm that lives in the bowels and coats their intestines with slime that actually alleviates all symptoms of crone's disease and general IBS. They seriously have it made over there.