Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Stumblingdrunk]

Pretty sure this happened several years ago.

Its how I got my title

J-BRUCE

yep

[Olo401]

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Man wins right to wear pasta strainer on head in drivers license photo

[Kerberoz]

He now wants to apply for Pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith in Austria.

[Milkster]

Police have arrested three brothers in Minnesota for allegedly slaying their mother on Christmas because she wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't.
The brothers are also accused of hiding their mother's remains, which were discovered buried in the family's backyard last week
Jacob Cobb, 17, allegedly strangled mom Tamara Lee Mason on the living room floor when she suggested that her sons play the board game in the rural town of Alberta last Christmas, the Minnesota Star-Tribune reported.
Then he or his brother Andrew, 18, placed a plastic bag over her head and tightened a belt around her neck, TV station KARE said.
Their half-brother Dylan C. Clemens, 25, drove Mason's remains to South Dakota and back to Minnesota, hiding her body for months in a garbage can in a shed until the frozen ground softened enough to bury her in the backyard, police claimed.
"It is very strange," Stevens County Sheriff Randy Willis said Tuesday. "She wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't. That seemed to be, in their minds, what expedited her sudden demise."
Jacob Cobb was held in juvenile court for second-degree murder while Andrew and Clemens were charged with being an accessory to murder after the fact, the Weekly Vice said.
The Cobbs were arrested on Friday. Police charged Clemens for his role on Tuesday, the Associated Press reported.
Clemens told police that Mason was missing on Dec. 27 and allegedly claimed that she left the family on Christmas because no one wanted to play Yahtzee with her.
Several times authorities questioned Clemens about Mason's disappearance, but he stuck to the story that she was missing. But on July 6, he caved and revealed the grisly details of her death, the Star-Tribune said.

Yahtzee!

[Headspace]

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/103...kout-Headlines

[Milkster]

Ah didn't know that was what that thread was for.
Move this plox!

[Kuya]

Stick to posting naked men, milkster

[bigrougabagel]

Man wins right to wear pasta strainer on head in drivers license photo

Just found this and was going to pasta thread. Glad I checked here before posting or some might think my noodle was overcooked.

Really though, hilarious. The NPR snippet about it has some pretty good comments.

[solanis]

Just found this and was going to pasta thread. Glad I checked here before posting or some might think my noodle was overcooked.

Really though, hilarious. The NPR snippet about it has some pretty good comments.

http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/28426/400x.jpg

[Milkster]

Stick to posting naked men, milkster

[bigrougabagel]

badpun.jpg

thatsthejoke.jpg

[MarkM.]

Read the article, speaks for itself. Sorry if someone else posted on this already.

http://www.infiniteunknown.net/2011/...n-feces-video/

[Qalbert]

"Currently, the price of the poop burgers are 10-20 times that of regular meat, "
well sounds right up Wop's alley

[Dimmauk]

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/103...kout-Headlines

[isladar]

I AM TOO FAST FOR YOU

[Aurara]

http://community.klipsch.com/forums/...t-want-dog.jpg
@shit burgers.

[Dimmauk]

The McRib says hello.

[richardd]

bill maher was ripping on them pretty bad a few weeks ago lol. "would you like extra flies with that?" i cant imagine using poop as a renewable resource for something you eat... im all for saving the planet. but man.

[hey]

i cant imagine using poop as a renewable resource for something you eat.

Why not? It's not like they are just cooking up some poop and calling it meat.

[Dimmauk]

They should hire Cream Soda, he could make them poop patties all day!