Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Qalbert]

Bear Grylls can provide the drinks.

[richardd]

Why not? It's not like they are just cooking up some poop and calling it meat.

yeah, i still dont know the entire process. im sure it probably has flavor to make it appealing, but its probably a mental thing. i do like the other sources though, like that show i saw on TV. Science of cooking or whatever. those guys made a freaking salmon out of watermelon, and served it at a restaurant. the customers throughout enjoyed it lol. it wasnt literally salmon, obviously, but they molded the texture and flavor from crap (not literal crap) and somehow made it a dish, lol. dammit, i wish i remembered the name of that show

[Kerberoz]

The McRib says hello.

yes, but these are human shit

[Aurara]

The McRib says hello.

Invalid statement, everything and McDonald's is made of shit.

[Pikarya]

delicious nuggets

http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content...ed-Chicken.jpg

[Aurara]

Looks strikingly similar to
http://images3.cliqueclack.com/food/...de-550x366.jpg

[miokomioko]

ye olde and ye not nuggets.

[Elvis]

wop, would you buy designer poop burgers?

[Pirian]

Well, we could start mass producing it and sending it to 3rd world nations to feed the starving. Saving the world; one shit at a time.

[Dngnhack]

Well, we could start mass producing it and sending it to 3rd world nations to feed the starving. Saving the world; one shit at a time.

lol "I DO give a shit!"

[MaachaQ]

WiFi-hacking neighbor from hell gets 18 years in prison
By WIRED | Published July 13, 2011 7:25 AM

A Minnesota hacker prosecutors described as a “depraved criminal” was handed an 18-year prison term Tuesday for unleashing a vendetta of cyberterror that turned his neighbor’s lives into a living nightmare.

Barry Ardolf, 46, repeatedly hacked into his next-door neighbors’ WiFi network in 2009, and used it to try and frame them for child pornography, sexual harassment, various kinds of professional misconduct and to send threatening e-mail to politicians, including Vice President Joe Biden.

His motive was to get back at his new neighbors after they told the police he’d kissed their 4-year-old son on the lips.

“Barry Ardolf has demonstrated by his conduct that he is a dangerous man. When he became angry at his neighbors, he vented his anger in a bizarre and calculated campaign of terror against them,” (PDF) prosecutor Timothy Rank said in a court filing. “And he did not wage this campaign in the light of day, but rather used his computer hacking skills to strike at his victims while hiding in the shadows.

“Over months and months, he inflicted unfathomable psychic damage, making the victims feel vulnerable in their own home, while avoiding detection.”

Ardolf’s attorney, Kevin O’Brien, said in a telephone interview that “it was a lengthy sentence for a first time offender.”

Ardolf had no criminal record, but an investigation revealed that he’d also hijacked the WiFi of other neighbors, and terrorized them as well. A father of two, Ardolf had turned down a two-year plea agreement last year to charges related to the Biden e-mail. After that, the authorities piled on more charges, including identity theft and two kiddie-porn accusations carrying lifetime sex-offender registration requirements. He pleaded guilty to them all last year.

The bizarre tale began in 2009 when Matt and Bethany Kostolnik moved in the house next door to Ardolf, who at the time was a Medronic computer technician living in the Minneapolis suburb of Blaine. On their first day at their new home, the Kostolnik’s then-four-year-old son wandered near Ardolf’s house. While carrying him back next door, Ardolf allegedly kissed the boy on the lips.

“We’ve just moved next door to a pedophile,” Mrs. Kostolnik told her husband.

The couple reported Ardolf to the police, angering their creepy new neighbor. ”I decided to ‘get even’ by launching computer attacks against him,” Ardolf later wrote in a letter to the judge.

Rank, the prosecutor, put it not so mildly:

“It was apparently this incident which caused the defendant to begin a calculated campaign to terrorize his neighbors, doing whatever he could to destroy the careers and professional reputations of Matt and Bethany Kostolnik, to damage the Kostolniks’ marriage, and to generally wreak havoc on their lives,” he said.

Ardolf downloaded WiFi hacking software and spent two weeks cracking the Kostolnik’s WEP encryption. Then he used their own WiFi network to create a fake MySpace page for the husband, where he posted a picture of a pubescent girl having sex with two young boys. Under the “about me” section, he wrote:

I bet my coworker that since I’m a lawyer and a darn great one that I could get away with putting up porn on my site here. I bet that all I have to do is say that there is plausible deniability since anybody could have put this on my site. Like someone hacked my page and added porn without my knowledge. This is reasonable doubt. I’m a darn good lawyer and I can get away with doing anything!

He then e-mailed the same child porn to one of the husband’s coworkers, and sent flirtatious e-mail to women in Mr. Kostolnik’s office. “You are such a fox,” read one of the e-mails. He sent the message’s through the husband’s genuine e-mail account.

After the husband explained to his law office superiors that he had no idea what was happening, his bosses hired a law firm that examined his network and discovered that an “unknown” device had access to it. With Kostolnik’s permission, they installed a packet sniffer on his network to try and get to the bottom of the incidents.

Then, in May 2009, the Secret Service showed up at Kostolnik’s office to ask about several threatening e-mails sent from his Yahoo account, and traced to his IP address, that were addressed to Biden and other politicians. The subject line of one e-mail read: “This is a terrorist threat! Take this seriously.”

“I swear to God I’m going to kill you!,” part of the message to Biden said.

A forensics computer investigator working for Kostolnik’s law firm examined the packet logs, and found the e-mail sessions sending the threats. In the data surrounding the threatening traffic, they found traffic containing Ardolf’s name and Comcast account.

The FBI got a search warrant for Ardolf’s house and computer, and found reams of evidence, including copies of data swiped from the Kostolniks’ computer, and hacking manuals with titles such as Cracking WEP Using Backtrack: A Beginner’s Guide, Tutorial: Simple WEP Crack Aircrack-ng, and Cracking WEP with BackTrack 3 - Step by Step instructions. They also found handwritten notes laying out Ardolf’s revenge plans, and a cache of snail mail that Ardolf had apparently stolen from the Kostolniks’ mailbox and stashed under his bed.

“One of the manuals had Ardolf’s handwriting on it and another had the unique identifying ID for the Kostolniks’ router typed into it,” Rank, the prosector, wrote.

Also discovered in Ardolf’s possession was the pornographic image posted on MySpace and sent to the husband’s co-worker, and evidence that he’d secretly staged a similar harassment campaign against a neighbor at Ardolf’s previous home in Brooklyn Park, another Minneapolis suburb. Among other things, he sent that family a snail-mail message consisting of a one-page, color print-out of the family’s “TurboTax” return with personally identifying information, in addition to several skull images.

“I told you about a year ago that you should be very afraid. I can destroy you at will, you sorry ass excuse for a human,” the letter said.

The Brooklyn Park family told the FBI they believed Ardolf was upset that their personal care attendants, who looked after their two disabled twin daughters, parked their car in front of his house.

Photo by J.B. Hill

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/n...-in-prison.ars

[hey]

Two weeks to crack a wep key? What did he brute force it? Cracking wep generally takes 1-5 minutes if you are close to the router, and even at the outside range of it, shouldn't really take more than 20-30 minutes. I mean, even if his wireless card didn't support injection, and he was far away, he could have drove to best buy, bought one, and took a stroll past their house a few times with his laptop, and still would have it cracked in an hour or so.

And then he used his comcast email address to send terrorist threats? Man, what an idiot.

[wop]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/827...-kills-husband

Police in Mississippi say a woman opened fire on a puppy that had threatened children, but wound up shooting and killing her husband.

Witnesses told police the pit bull named "Cocaine" lunged at some children and tried to attack them on Friday. The dead man's son says the children were taken inside and his father picked the dog up.

It was then that police say Betty Walker fired twice, hitting the dog once and her husband once in the chest.

Jackson police spokeswoman Colendula Green says the death of 53-year-old Robert Walker appears to have been accidental.

She says a Hinds County grand jury will decide whether to charge Betty Walker.

Animal control officers have taken the dog, and its owner could face charges.

[Fievel]

Named it Cocain, lol

[Qalbert]

It's a hell of a dog.

[Ragnus]

*FLORIDA TAG*

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43788533...palm_beach_fl/

Police: Teen Killed Parents, Hid Bodies During House Party
17-Year-Old Accused Of Beating Parents To Death With Hammer

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — WPBF.com

Police said a 17-year-old boy killed his parents in their Port St. Lucie home and then hid their bodies in a bedroom while he hosted a house party.

Tyler Hadley has been arrested on two counts of first-degree murder in the death of his parents, Blake and Mary Jo Hadley.

Port St. Lucie police spokesman Tom Nichols said they received an anonymous tip that a teenager who lived at the house on Granduer Avenue had killed his parents and left their bodies inside.

When officers conducted a welfare check at the house early Sunday morning, they found the bodies on the floor inside the locked master bedroom, Nichols said.

Nichols said books, towels and other household items that were piled on top of the bodies was a "deliberate attempt to conceal the bodies inside the room."

Police said the high school dropout sent a Facebook invitation to friends about a party at his house Saturday night. Police said 40 to 60 teens attended the party, which lasted into the early-morning hours Sunday.

Capt. Don Kryak said the party started several hours after the parents had been killed.

Police said a hammer that the teen used to beat his parents to death was found lying between the bodies. Nichols said they believe the mother was killed first, followed by the father.

"It was a merciless killing," Kryak said of the crime scene.

Kryak said the teen initially told officers conducting the welfare check that his parents were out of town.

A motive for the killings wasn't known.

Neighbor Says She Never Knew Of Any Family Problems

Raeann Wallace, who has been a neighbor of the Hadleys for more than 20 years, said she's "very sad" to learn of their deaths.

"I mean, this is the time in their life when their children are grown," Wallace told WPBF 25 News. "That's when you really start to live again, you know, and I know that. I have four children. You know, when your children are grown, that's when you starting taking the nice vacations."

Wallace said she never knew of them having any problems with their son. She questioned how their son could have a party knowing that his parents were dead in the other room.

Mary Jo Hadley was a St. Lucie County school teacher who spent the last six years at Village Green Elementary School.

"Kids are going to be devastated when they come back from summer vacation and she's not there," Wallace said. "She was very, very much loved at her school."

[Gokulo]

http://abcnewsradioonline.com/world-...ine-games.html

(DONGGUAN, China) -- A young Chinese couple has sold all three of their children in exchange for money to play online games at Internet cafes, reports a southern Chinese newspaper.

According to Sanxiang City News, the couple met in an Internet cafe back in 2007 and bonded over their obsession with online video games. A year later, the parents -- who are both under 21 -- welcomed their first child, a son. Days after his birth, they left him home alone while they went to play online games at an Internet cafe 30 km away.

In 2009, Li Lin and Li Juan welcomed their second child, a baby girl, and came up with the idea to sell her for money to fund their online game obsession. They did so, receiving RMB 3,000 (less than $500), which they spent entirely shortly after. The couple then proceeded to sell their first child and got 10 times as much for him -- RMB 30,000, or about $4600.

Upon having their third child -- another boy -- the parents followed in their previous footsteps and also got RMB 30,000 for him.

They were finally turned into authorities when Li Lin’s mother found out what her son and his girlfriend had done.

When asked if they missed their children, the parents answered, "We don’t want to raise them, we just want to sell them for some money.”

Sanxiang City News reports the couple didn't know they were breaking the law.

[Cream Soda]

That makes me laugh for whatever reason, lol

[Kerberoz]

The most shocking part is how 24/7 internet cafe access is cheaper than just buying your own machines and connection there.

[Cream Soda]

The most shocking part is how 24/7 internet cafe access is cheaper than just buying your own machines and connection there.

Why is that shocking? (I've never done net cafes lol so I have no clue). Are they more expensive in the states?