http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...9480973773.gifthe decision came too late.
Back to the black chick that assaulted her lesbian partner with a strap on. Did none of you notice where she was currently being held?
You can't pay for comedy gold like that!! The fact I have to point it out ruins it. I'm so ashamed of you allFlorida’s Manatee County Jail
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2...text|FRONTPAGE
http://cmsimg.cincinnati.com/apps/pb...able-pool-raftHAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police.
Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Harmon Avenue home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley in the 1800 block of Howell Avenue behind a residence, a police report shows.
A male witness, who owns the raft and lives in the home near the alley, told Hamilton Police Officer William Thacker he shouted at the suspect to stop.
Tobergta took the raft and fled, the report states.
When police caught up with him, he admitted to the crime and begged for help, according to police.
"Defendant advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help and please don't send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help," the report reads.
Tobergta, who remains at the Hamilton city jail, had been arrested at least five times for similar offenses, most recently in 2008, Hamilton Municipal Court records state.
Tobergta’s grandmother, Linda Tobergta, cried as she explained to a reporter Wednesday how the family has tried to seek mental care for her grandson over the years, to no avail. He suffers from Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD) and has abused his medication in the past, she said.
How do they know it was 42 times? Was someone counting?
It's more like:
lol....Taylor, a Popeye’s employee, is being held currently without bond at Florida’s Manatee County Jail.
On the suicide masturbation:
The bolded part made me laugh. It's just something about the way that's worded.They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.
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Did a conehead write that death by fapping article?
so what exactly does one die from masturbating 42 times in a row? Malnutrition?
dehydration perhaps, or exhaustion. heart stops
I think we need some research on it.
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I recommend playing Monster Girl Quest. Just continue playing after you finish, and you'll find you just end up starting again.
dem nagas and harpies
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Police called after man butchers cow in his driveway
Kids might become upset? Hell, I plan on telling my kids that what they're eating are dead animals as soon as they're old enough to understand it. The total disconnect from what we eat really bothers me. I'm willing to bet that they went home and had something with meat in it with their families when they got home that night.Originally Posted by http://www.standard.net/stories/2011/09/06/police-called-after-man-butchers-cow-his-driveway
Woman allegedly called man 65,000 times in a year
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44439564...ws-weird_news/
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/874842-...c-speed-camera
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09...01_636x300.jpg
Speed demon Deng Jialin was so distracted by his groping antics that he forgot to check his speed - and was clocked driving at 92kmph (57mph) in an 80kmph (50mph) limit.
Deng appears to be casually holding the steering wheel of his silver Nissan X-Trail with his left hand and reaching across to caress the right boob of his female passenger.
He does seem to be keeping his eyes on the road, at least.
The incident happened while the pair were travelling along a stretch of highway in China.
The resulting image was later released to the local media by an unknown source, possibly working at the Mianyang traffic bureau.
After discovering the embarrassing image online, Deng contacted his local newspaper - claiming the image had been doctored using a computer and denied there was ever a female passenger present in the car.
It's not known whether Deng will be charged over the incident - however, we assume he won't be speeding, touching his passenger or picking his nose along that stretch of road anytime soon.