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[thetruepandagod]

This is commonplace locker room talk if i've ever seen it.

[dasva]

Sounds like stuff we did back in the Engine room sometimes though I hear that is called hazing now. Jk it was serious stuff if done seriously when I was in too. Like a bunch of people in the boat next to us went to Leavenworth.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

I thought nukes usually just fucked with the airedales with a gieger wearing full mopps. Gone are the days of rum, lash and sodomy.

[dasva]

I thought nukes usually just fucked with the airedales with a gieger wearing full mopps. Gone are the days of rum, lash and sodomy.

Maybe on carriers idk. I was on submarine so we had a strong "tradition" of testing each others ability to handle the stress of being underwater in a tin can for 3 months at a time. Though we had to cut back for a bit after that one time the XO just happened to walk by as a nub started to completely freak out over being called a sister fucker. Ah good times

[Faundrant]

Just gonna dump this here....

DNC bus caught dumping sewage in Ga. storm drain

State and local authorities are working together to prevent the raw waste dumped into the storm sewer from entering the region’s water supply.

[Tarage]

And then there's this monster...

http://www.fox8live.com/story/336057...fight-with-dad

[myreality]

I don't even know what to say to this. This renders me speechless.

[6souls]

http://www.inforum.com/news/4149966-...ecret-accident

473 pigs that died in a farming accident to be turned into soap, crayons, and/or antifreeze.

[Mertron]

would someone please think of the bacon

[Xantavia]

So, I guess this could be in the Florida thread, but it happened in Colorado so whatever. Man claims he was seduced by a horse and said he had no choice but to have sex with it

[Coren]

Welcome to South Carolina, where the only state more fucked up is Florida? (Keep in mind, we originated that whole clown scare bullshit a couple months ago as well)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...le-murder.html

[myreality]

http://ktla.com/2016/11/07/passenger...o-mexico-city/

Passengers Find Snake on a Plane to Mexico City

[myreality]

http://www.sciencealert.com/new-delh...ts-are-fleeing

New Delhi's air is now so toxic, schools are closing and expats are fleeing

[Zetanio]

Shocking.

[Faundrant]

At what point does it become a hate crime?

Man beaten on video in Chicago as group yells "you voted Trump"

[Zetanio]

Right when they assault him.

[Outlaw]

And then there's this monster...

http://www.fox8live.com/story/336057...fight-with-dad

Welcome to South Carolina, where the only state more fucked up is Florida? (Keep in mind, we originated that whole clown scare bullshit a couple months ago as well)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...le-murder.html

A challenger appears! This is about as evil as people can get.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/steven-d...e-gps-tracker/

[Tyrath]

This video daaamn http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/201...flow%3Atwitter

How the fuck did anyone survive that?!

[Mertron]

I like that guy, he doesn't stop for anything.

[myreality]

http://time.com/4574226/man-dissolved-yellowstone-park/

Man Dissolved in Acidic Water After Trying to Soak in Yellowstone National Park Hot Pool

Nope nope nope