Miss Piggy's Grocery Store Checkout Headlines

[Tyrath]

Thats a Darwin award if I ever saw one.

[Byrthnoth]

He's the second person to do that this year.

[BerenTebogo]

That's beautiful

[Zetanio]

I love knowing that someone will do that at least once a year.

[Ksandra]

I thought this was cute:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/massachu...ng-born-later/

Mass. twin is older than his brother, despite being born later

I'm sure they'll have fun arguing about it when they are older.

[Tyrath]

Meh, was expecting some weird science hijinks. Only daylight savings bs!

[Melena]

Wish I could find a working video of it, but a buddy of mine I graduated from High School with who now lives in Oklahoma made the news when a car came crashing through a convenience store he was in and he ducked out of the way last second before getting smashed. If he was a split second later on seeing the headlight reflection as he had his back to the door, he'd have been dead. Wife and him just had their second kid this year as well. Scary fucking shit.

[myreality]

http://ktla.com/2016/11/16/texas-tea...guilty-report/

Texas Teacher Impregnated by 13-Year-Old Student She Had Sex With ‘on Almost Daily Basis’ Pleads Guilty: Report

[Mertron]

old story but one of my favs

[NynJa]

[6souls]

War breaks out in Libya after a pet monkey attacks a schoolgirl
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-38049950

[Ragnus]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/...rito/94211910/

Customer files class action lawsuit against Chipotle because they assumed the sign that said the chorizo was 300 calories meant that the whole burrito was 300 calories.

[dasva]

Felt more full than 300 calories lol. The fucking tortilla is 300 by itself and is clearly seen if you compare the bowl to the burrito

[Zetanio]

Bitch they tell you the calories.

[myreality]

http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/...AvE?li=AAggNb9

Mysterious pyramids found in Antarctica

Predators hunting ground has been found.

[myreality]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...-mail-to-staff

Amazon Worker Jumps Off Company Building After E-Mail Note

[Gabai]

Prime example of how not to handle work related stress.

[Jaybar]

Prime example of how not to handle work related stress.

This joke delivered.

[TheDirtyHobo]

Honestly, if he survived a 12 story fall, he might be a different type of Amazonian.

[Ghost_Wheel22]

Prime example of how not to handle work related stress.

I wonder if this will delay their working Drone program.