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[dasva]

idk I think something has to be seriously wrong with NH if that many people are googling diarrhea

[Mertron]

nj can't spell a number.

also, someone who lives in Washington DC must have made this map.

[Anoat]

Nintey?

[Coren]

Nintey?

Had to google this. I'm assuming the maker of the map has a typo? At least I assume they meant ninety, not nintey.

[Mertron]

which is why I said the person who made the map is from DC

cman

[6souls]

Google released an update version of the map - https://twitter.com/GoogleTrends/sta...24196921303040

[Yuri-G]

http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/09/taylor...rry-new-album/

tldr: Katy Perry releases new album. Taylor Swift releases her entire back catalog on several streaming services on the exact same day.

I mean god damn that is some next-level gloriously petty backstabby passive-aggressive celebrity drama. popcorn.jpg indeed

[thetruepandagod]

Africa continues to find new and interesting ways to impress, even in this day and age. Here I was thinking that superstitions were mostly an already established long held thing, I didn't know u could make new ones willy nilly.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-40185359

[Tokitoki]

What the fuck kind of superstition is that? Where does that idea come from?

I mean, I get that they think that witchdoctors are behind it to get organs and heads, but what makes the people doing the killings believe this to be true suddenly?

[BaneTheBrawler]

Says it right in the article. Witch doctor runs out of human body parts, wants more. Clients already think bald people are rich. Witch doctor tells clients its because they have gold in theor heads, and that he can extract it for them.


Tl;dr: religion.

[Tokitoki]

But it's a new thing, so why the sudden belief that they have gold in their heads?

I get it, witch doctor, I mentioned that in my last post too. I guess I'm giving the "clients" too much credit considering they just went out and murdered people.

[dasva]

You just have to remember that the witch doctor is likely the most educated person in that group

[BaneTheBrawler]

Also, priest says theres ducks inside witches so they should be able to float with rock shoes.

Same deal

Religion.

[Yuri-G]

Also, priest says theres very small churches inside witches so they should be able to float with rock shoes.

Same deal

Religion.

ftfy

[Tokitoki]

Also, priest says theres ducks inside witches so they should be able to float with rock shoes.

Same deal

Religion.

All I could think of after reading this was Monty Python.

[BerenTebogo]

http://www.tmz.com/2017/06/09/taylor...rry-new-album/

tldr: Katy Perry releases new album. Taylor Swift releases her entire back catalog on several streaming services on the exact same day.

I mean god damn that is some next-level gloriously petty backstabby passive-aggressive celebrity drama. popcorn.jpg indeed

My girl Tay doin' work.

[Yuri-G]

All I could think of after reading this was Monty Python.

beat you to it!

[BaneTheBrawler]

that was the inspiration of the comment, yes

[TummieGaruda]

Bachelor in Paradise shut down amid concerns of misconduct between two of the contestants

Basically what is coming out is that two of the contestants got drunk and had sex in a pool but they both were too drunk to consent. One side of the story says that the woman threw herself at the guy, got naked and started shoving her ass in his face. Her side was that she was too drunk to consent to having sex. Sadly, a lot of people feel she is crying wolf because she has a bf and is trying to deflect blame, but apparently there is video of the whole incident because the production crew had the cameras rolling the whole time.

[dasva]

Wait the vid in that link says the production manager was the one that raised a fuss. Either way both drunk so got no argument there